Me & My Muse – Day 1552: A Different Place

Tee hee hee hee hee…

Here we go again.  The Dark Muse has her own privileges now.  I’ll have to stop her the same way that I did it the other two times.  I will want to do this soon, since I can’t live in a world all by myself.

She has done it.  She has invaded everywhere with her presence.

Now I’ll…Why is it so dark outside?

Tee hee hee hee hee…

That’s right.  My Muse probably did something with the earth again…

*is teleported right next to Muse*

Muse:  Hi daddy!  Tee hee!

You’re enormous! You’re 372,476 miles tall today!  What did you do with the earth?

Muse:  I put it in my pocket!  It fits so nicely in there.  Tee hee!

Wait!  What have you done with my Muse?  Oh, that’s right.  When the Dark Muse created her universe, Every living thing was replaced with her likeness.  Even my Muse!

Muse:  It’s Teeheeverse!  It’s much better than a boring universe!  Tee hee!

That me is correct!  Tee hee!  You are in my Teeheeverse!  Tee hee!

So where is everyone else?  Are they all just different manifestations of you?

Tee hee!  That’s right!  I’m everywhere and I’m in every me!  Tee hee!

Well, that’s nice.  I’m putting the earth back now…

Muse:  No you’re not!  Tee hee!  I like it in my pocket! I’m putting some other pretty planets in there too!  Tee hee!

Well have fun with that!

*teleports back to house*

I need to restore everything quickly.  I need to find Remedy and get this master key thing going.  With Dark Muse having her own privilege, I will unfortunately have to banish her and her Teeheeverse to her own dimension.  Using the master key on my One Privilege, it will be recognized as the primary one and will nullify all the other privileges.  Time to find him for that.

Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is…not being a Dark Muse clone, I guess.

To all you Dark Muses that are teeheeing, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.  (I can’t believe I just said that!)


Muse:  There!  More pretty planets in my pocket!  Tee hee!

Tee hee hee hee hee…

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