Me & My Muse – Day 1551: Living Large

Well, I did it.  I made it to the end of another week.  With my shift over, I can now take a breather.  The weekend is here, and it’s now time to enjoy it.


Muse:  Tee hee!  I’m enjoying it already!

Wait a second…That sun looks a little off.  Muse, did you transport the earth inside your body again?

Muse;  Maybe…!

Muse!  Get the earth out of the world inside your body and put it back where it belongs!

Muse:  It’s more like a solar system inside my body, but fine!

*gets teleported into outer space*

Whoa!  I didn’t do this!  Oxygen.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*a space helmet with unlimited oxygen appears on my head*

*Muse appears in a beam of light*

Muse;  Eee!  Look at me now!  I can hold the whole world with both of my hands!

I advise that you don’t!  You’ll probably end up destroying it.

Muse:  Now THIS is the kind of growth that I wanted!  I’m 63,478 miles tall today!  I grew 55,560.5 miles overnight!  Let’s celebrate at my house!

*gets teleported to Muse’s house*

Um…Okay!  Your living room is so vast that it would take me days…no, weeks to even cover a fraction of the distance!

Muse:  You’re just tiny!  It’s just the right size for me!

Okay!  Let me say it again!  Your living room is so big that it could hold 406 earths!

Muse:  That’s nice!  That putting earth in here would be no problem!  Maybe I can put all the other planets in here too!

Don’t.  You are not putting the entire solar system in your living room.

Muse;  You’re right.  It’s probably not enough space.  I need to get bigger…

That’s not the point! Please get me out of your gigantic house!  How could I get a snack?  I would starve before I ever reached the kitchen!

Muse (laughing):  That’s because you’re tiny!  You’re so little!

No!  You’re so big!

Muse:  No…Everything else is just getting smaller…

To you, it is.  But to everyone else, you are really growing.  You just outgrew the earth!

Muse:  It’s about time.  I want to outgrow the solar system next.

You probably will.  Now, I’m going to enjoy my weekend.  Don’t move the earth again!

Muse:  Don’t worry.  I won’t touch it.

We’ll see.  Bye!

*teleports back to reality*

It’s now time to enjoy this weekend, and everything that it has to offer.  I can’t believe that my Muse grew that much overnight! It looks like her growth is speeding up…

Today’s high is going to be 68 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend finally being here.

To those of you who are glad that it’s Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  There!  A nice new decoration in my living room!  I wonder if Kyle will notice?

I heard that!  I’m putting it back!  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Muse:  Darn it!  He had to ruin the fun…But to look on the bright side, I’m growing a lot faster now!  How big will I be tomorrow?  I can’t wait!

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