Me & My Muse – Day 1545: The Weekend Begins…

With a new weekend underway, what does this weekend have in store for me?   Well, there’s the possibility of me being able to hang out with my friend later.  When he finishes his dog-sitting for his friends, he’ll update me and let me know if we’ll be able to hang out later.

In the meantime, I will be working more on my story.  I visited my Muse last night.  She is pretty enormous, yet still wonders why she is growing so slow.  I don’t know why she is complaining about this.  From my perspective, she is larger than life.  She towers over all of the world’s landmasses and is almost the size of Russia.  Today, she is 6,934 miles tall, yet she will tell me that this is just a tiny growth spurt from yesterday.  Mark my words.  She will tell me this.


Muse:  Why can’t I grow faster?

See?  What did I tell you?  Oh yeah,  I never left her place yesterday…

Muse:  That’s because I put your entire country inside of me.  Tee hee!  Wasn’t that fun?  I did this out of pure boredom.  Now before you go and complain about the United States not being where it belongs, I am putting it back now, okay?  There.  It’s back.

Good.  I was wondering why I could hear you, despite not being in your Realm.

Muse:  Well, you were, technically.  Your country was in the world inside of me, and I was in my own private realm.  Anyway, I’m going to play on all the planets, from Mercury to Pluto.

Well, Pluto’s not a planet anymore.  Where were you?

Muse:  Well duh!  I still consider it important enough to go exploring on.  Let’s meet at my place later, okay?

Alright.  Only your place is too big for me.  Wouldn’t it be outside?

Muse:  Yes.  I’ll talk to you later.  Bye!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

Well, there you go.  She complained about her growth spurt like I told you.  Time to continue on my story now, since I might hang out with my friend later.

Today’s high is going to be 64 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend beginning.

To those of you who are enjoying the weekend so far,  I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Phew!  Mercury and Venus were pretty hot!  Time to explore Earth and Mars…