Considering how busy work was today, I can definitely say this. TGIF! The weekend is here! Get out your favorite snacks and your favorite drinks (my favorite is a Java Monster Kona Blend energy drink).
And with that in mind, I will now pay my Muse a visit.
*teleports to Muse’s private realm*
Muse: Hi Kyle!
Hi! Where’s Remedy and Nurture?
Muse: They just left. They just wanted to visit for a few days.
Wow. You’re even bigger than before.
Muse: I’m 3,983.5 miles tall today. I haven’t been growing that fast lately.
It may not be that much to you, but to me, 200 miles is a lot of growth.
Muse: I know. I wouldn’t bother entering my house at this point. For you, it would take forever to navigate it…
Of course it would. It’s YOUR size…
Muse: And you’re so small! I can only see you with my special vision. I can just about use a microscope to look at you…
Oh, come on! I’m not that small…
Muse: To me, you are! The world’s getting smaller. I tower over the deepest oceans, and it takes no time at all to walk around the world.
I know. Pretty soon, you will be the same size as earth.
Muse: I know! Won’t that be great? I will have my own gravitational field!
Would there be settlements on you?
Muse: There could be. It’s up to them if they want to inhabit me…
But how could they use you for resources?
Muse: I’m Intangible, remember? I’m not make of the same substance as you. My flesh is different, and so is my inside…
Yes, your inside. There’s a whole world inside there, isn’t there?
Muse: Yes. You may have organs and a digestive system, but that’s what’s inside of me…
Okay. I just wanted to visit. Enjoy the rest of your day! Are you going to see the world?
Muse: Already did! There’s not much to see. Just like yesterday…
Well, you’ll be able to lay across Russia soon.
Muse: That will be a while, at the slow rate I’m growing…Maybe in a couple weeks?
Perhaps. See you later!
Muse: Bye Kyle!
*teleports back to reality*
I am just blown away at her size. For me to even see her, I need to use my One Privilege. Otherwise, I’m just staring at a shadow next to her gigantic toes…And I can’t even see the top of her toes…
Anyway, time to enjoy Friday to the fullest. I’ll enjoy my favorite snacks and have my Kona Blend. TGIF, everyone!
The high for today is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is it finally being Friday and getting paid.
To those of you who are enjoying your Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I even visited the Realm of Imagination. There’s no way that I can live there now! I’m so big…