To start off this Saturday, I will be mowing the lawn. After that, I will have the rest of the day to enjoy. With that, I will now have breakfast, and…
Muse: Look outside!
Okay…I’ll…WHAT? You moved the whole house and I can see the United States from outer space. It’s a good thing my One Privilege went active or I wouldn’t be able to breathe.
Muse: Your house is on my back! I am now 2,670 miles tall! I am laying across the entire United States! My feet are in California, just touching the Pacific Ocean and my face is in Virginia, overlapping the beach into the Atlantic…
That’s nice. Can you please put my house back?
Muse: Certainly. There!
Tee hee hee…
Not again. What is Dark Giant Muse doing now?
Muse: Kyle! Did you hear her?
Yes. I’m going to inspect what’s going on.
*teleports outside of galaxy*
Oh my…We’re in her house! She moved the entire Milky Way Galaxy in her house!
Muse: She grew that much overnight?
Apparently. Just yesterday, she was able to hold the Earth like a softball…
Here. I’ll put the galaxy back where it belongs. Put Milky Way Galaxy back where it belongs and at her house, put a duplicate Milky Way Galaxy in its place. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
There. Hopefully she doesn’t approach the size of the universe. If she does, she’ll try outgrowing it and destroy it, creating a new one in her image…
Is there anything else that you wanted to show me?
Muse: No. I’m going around the world, laying over various countries to compare my size. Have a wonderful day!
*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*
I will now get my breakfast and mow the lawn. After that, I will enjoy everything that this day has to offer. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Today’s high is going to be 68 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off.
To those of you who are enjoying your Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I can actually lay across all of Europe! My body goes from Portugal to the Ukraine! It will take a while before I can lay across all of Russia…