Me & My Muse – Day 1513: Open up and Say AHHHHHH!

My day in a nutshell.

An early morning shift and a 2:00 p.m. dentist appointment. All in a day’s work.

As for my Muse, I’m curious how much bigger she is today.  Yesterday, she was 2 miles tall.  Just how much taller is she?


*gets teleported to Dubai*

What?  I didn’t teleport here!  Who did this?

Muse:  Hi Kyle!!!

Wow!  You’re…

Muse:  Six miles tall today!  The Burj Khalifa is barely the height of my foot!

Can how much can you see at that height?

Muse:  I can see see things 218 miles away!  Everything is so small now…

That’s because you’re huge!

Muse:  Tee hee!  I know!  This was my last world city.  Let’s go to someplace more my size.  Let’s go!

*gets teleported to Muse’s private realm*

Muse:  There! Home sweet home!

That house…It’s taller than Mount Everest!

Muse:  I’M taller than Mount Everest!  Mount Everest is 29,029 feet tall.  I am 31,680 feet tall.  The tip of the mountain goes right up to my chin!  I was just there today.  My two story house is 24 miles tall.  Just the right size…

For you!  For me, each blade of grass is the height of the Sears Tower!  And that’s CUT grass!

Muse:  Well, it looks like someone needs to grow up now, huh?

Well, I could grow if I wanted to but I prefer this perspective.  Why should I make myself 6.5 miles tall?  There’s no need for it.  How can you still see me?

Muse:  With my Intangible abilities, of course!  I would never be able to see you without them…I wonder what size I’ll be tomorrow?  I can’t wait!

Well, you’ll have to.  You only grow once a day.

Muse:  Why can’t I grow whenever I want?  I would love to just keep growing and growing and growing without ever stopping!  I wonder what size I would be then?

Who knows?  I think that you’re getting a little too obsessed.

Muse:  I guess you don’t understand how FUN this is.  C’mon!  Try it!

*sigh*  Okay.  Once.  For your sake…I’m 6.5 miles tall.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*grows to 6.5 miles tall*

See?  I’m a little taller than you now.  Nothing looks out of the ordinary.  The house is normal now since everything is to scale.

Muse:  But that’s not the real fun!  The real fun is going where everything is smaller!  Try it and I’ll leave you alone.


*teleports to real world and makes self ghost-like*

There.  So I can just go through everything and not wreck any buildings.  Okay.  I’m standing in front of everything.  Everything’s small like a scale model.  I’m done.

Muse:  Fair enough.  You can return to your normal size now.  I’m preparing dinner! See you tomorrow!

*Muse teleports in a beam of light*

Well, I’m glad she’s enjoying it a lot, but it’s starting to go to her head.  I think she’s getting into it a little too much…

Besides the above summary of events, that’s all for today.

Today’s high is going to be 75 degrees and the silver lining is getting my checkup today.

To those of you who like clean teeth, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  If I had Kyle’s One Privilege, I could circumvent all this restricted growth.  *sigh*  But where would the fun be in waiting for a new size?  Well, after dinner, I’m going right to bed.  I can’t wait any longer!