Okay, so it’s not a total eclipse in my area, but only about 70%.
Right as I’m typing this, the eclipse is going through my area. If there’s anything to be advised about, DON”T LOOK AT THE SUN. YOU WILL GO BLIND IF YOU DO! This picture is safe to look at, but take some precautions if you do plan on looking at it. Use a welding mask or very strong eclipse glasses that have been approved by the proper authorities.
Muse: Kyle! I’m…
Don’t look at the sun! There’s a solar eclipse going on!
Muse: I’m not. I just wanted to tell you that I’m…
29 foot 3 inches. I know. I already took a measurement with my One Privilege.
Muse: Okay. I talked to my neighbors. They told me that they would visit me instead. I just warned them that my house would be growing bigger everyday…They don’t seem to mind.
Good. I’m going to safely witness this eclipse.
Muse: Okay. Have a wonderful day!
*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*
Again. Do NOT look at the sun! The brightness could be brighter than a welding torch, so you have been warned.
My friend my come over later, but I’m not sure. Besides that, I’m just going to enjoy the remainder of today. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Today’s high is going to be 86 degrees and the silver lining is being able to witness the solar eclipse.
To those of you who like rare astronomical events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: What does it matter if I look at the sun or not? I’m Intangible! It won’t affect me…