To review, it was the typical Sunday. I went to church and had breakfast, only one thing was different. Since my grandma was at a wedding shower, I went to church with just grandpa and had breakfast with him.
After getting home, I washed the dishes, made my lunch, watered the plants, scooped the cat litter, swept the litter around the litter boxes, refilled the cat food and water, and swept the floor upstairs.
With all that done, it is now time to relax.
Muse: One thing remains though.
Muse: Yes. The Empire is gone. the last survivor remains. The Sith Muse.
In other words, Palpatine.
Muse: Yes. But it’s basically her with his power. While he’s inside her, she’s the one that’s in control.
Time to finish this.
Muse: We have her cornered in the grand room of her palace. This way!
*teleports with Muse to location*
Muse: This is it! We have you surrounded!
Sith Muse: Go on. I will continue fighting until my very last breath!
*Muse and Sith Muse draw their lightsabers and begin striking each other, blade to blade*
Muse: Rebuilding that Empire of yours didn’t work out now, did it? Just take a good look around you. You have lost. You would be wise to surrender now.
Sith Muse: What? Me? Surrender? Never!
Muse: All of your facilities. All of your weapons. All of your vast army. Even your servants in this lavish palace of yours…It is all gone. What will do you have to keep fighting?
Sith Muse: What will do YOU have? You rouges have destroyed everything that would have brought balance to this galaxy. How will you govern the ruins of an empire? Who is your leader? Will all of the teams listen to him or will they all fight against each other? Anarchy is a terrible mess, dear. How can you all stand to even live in it?
Muse: Anarchy? You lie. Our Resistance would form a government in favor of a brighter future. Not the grim dark one that you had in place…
*Muse knocks Sith Muse to the floor, and begins to pin her to the ground*
Sith Muse: Your Resistance…*choke*…Amuses me. I have just one question, dear.
Muse: Make it quick! I am ready to end this!
Sith Muse: Just how is your Resistance going to rule over the galaxy when I have the UPPER HAND?!!!!
*Sith Muse blasts Muse away with a beam of energy, knocking her against the wall, making her fall to the floor*
Sith Muse: Heh heh heh heh heh…
*Sith Muse flashes and a series of Muse clones enter Sith Muse, making her flash brightly with power*
Sith Muse: Just what kind of fool do you take me for? My Empire is stronger than ever! Thousands of new facilities have just been rebuilt as I speak!
Muse: You’re bluffing!
Sith Muse: Oh, am I? And five new Death Stars are surrounding the sky! Still don’t believe me? Have a good look, dear!
*Sith Muse waves her hand, causing the roof of her palace to be blown off*
Muse: No! This isn’t what’s supposed to happen! We’re supposed to be winning!
Sith Muse: Wasn’t it a good strategy? I go and watch my Empire get torn apart, giving you all the false security of winning. Then, when it seems like I’m at my wits end, I go and use these wonderful privileges to bring everything back with absolutely no effort.
Muse: How could you! I don’t care how powerful you are! You’re going down!
*Muse strikes Sith Muse multiple times, which has no effect at all*
Sith Muse: Why are you just hitting the air? You fool…I will show you how it’s done!
*Sith Muse force chokes Muse into the air and slams her against the wall*
Muse: *choke* *choke*
Sith Muse: Your futile crusade as a Jedi ends here. I will put an end to all Jedi, starting with you!
No you won’t!
Sith Muse: Oh! What can you do? You’re a mere mortal!
A mere mortal, yes, but you’re forgetting something. This is my story! Hyah!!!
*flashes brightly and enters Muse*
Muse: *gasps, glancing at her hands, which is flashing brightly with power*
*Muse sends violent shockwave, which knocks Sith Muse to the ground*
Muse: Woah! All I did was gasp and that happened!
*Muse flashes brightly, enveloping herself in a powerful forcefield*
Muse: That too! I barely thought that and it happened! Now…Sith Muse, it’s over, for good this time! HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Muse flashes intensely and rushes around Sith Muse, striking her at the speed of light from every direction*
Sith Muse: No, it can’t be!!!
*Palpatine’s ghost flies out of Sith Muse*
Palpatine: It…Can’t be! I…can’t lose! Noooooo…
*Palpatine’s ghost vanishes*
*Muse grows enormous seraph wings and begins flying into the air*
Muse: That too! Kyle, how do you control this privilege?
*Muse glances into the sky, noticing the five Death Stars*
Muse: Urrrrrr…NO MORE EMPIRE!!!!!!!
*a powerful ray of light spirals out of Muse in every direction into the sky, expanding outward and destroying everything in view*
Muse: It’s…It’s all gone. Kyle. Every trace of the Empire is gone. And you can come out…
*Dark Muse exits other Muse*
Dark Muse: What happened? Tee hee! This scary old man entered me and that was the last thing that I remembered! Honest! Tee hee!
*exits Muse’s body*
You didn’t do anything wrong. Palpatine was controlling you the whole time. With his persona and your greed, it created an evil Sith Muse. But rest assured. We made everything right.
Dark Muse: You did? Okay! Time to go back home! Tee hee!
Muse: Not in my body!
Dark Muse: No! I mean my other home! Bye bye! Tee hee!
Everyone else out! All characters and plot devices in the Star Wars universe are now back to normal, as I would like to see the next movie this December. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
Luke: Thanks, Kyle. With the Sith Muse gone, we will now begin rebuilding the galaxy.
Good luck with that! Good luck to all of you!
Rey: Thanks, Kyle! And Muse. You’re coming back with us?
Muse: Yes. Kyle, we’ll talk later. I’m going to celebrate with my friends, okay?
Okay. I’ll see you a little later!
Remedy: I will do the same. I’m glad that everything worked out in the end. See you later, Kyle!
*Remedy vanishes in a beam of light with Muse*
Well, I’m glad I was able to aid in another story arc ending well. Time to enjoy what’s left of this Sunday now.
Today’s high is going to be 85 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off to enjoy.
To those of you who are enjoy this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: How did it feel? It felt weird! I just could not control that One Privilege! How does Kyle control it? Everyone. You don’t ever want that much power! It’s too much!
Rey: I could imagine!
Finn: A toast. To our victory against Sith Muse and the Empire!
Muse, Rey, Finn, Luke, and Remedy: To our victory against Sith Muse and the Empire!
*everyone toasts, and drinks their drink, each letting out shouts of excitement*