Me & My Muse – Day 1401: The Last Muse Jedi

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…

EPISODE MCDI: THE LAST MUSE JEDI

Since Muse’s new transformation, Kyle has come to grips with her new assignment.  Luke Skywalker will train Muse to become a Jedi knight.

With the FIRST ORDER still on the lookout for Luke Skywalker, the band of two carefully make their way back to the secret place of Luke’s exile.

Little does the two travelers know that the ghost of Emperor Palpatine has found the Dark Muse, and is using her as a means of controlling the FIRST ORDER to rebuild the GALACTIC EMPIRE.

If successful, the new empire will surely threaten the last remnants of the Jedi and the RESISTANCE, who struggle to restore order and freedom to the galaxy…

 

Having thought about it,  I am quite excited that my Muse is going to be a Jedi.  With the training that she will receive from Luke, I know that she is in good hands.  Right now, she is probably becoming proficient as a Padawan learner.

 

Muse:  Phew!  I just finished my training for today.

How was it?

Muse:  The training?  To be honest, I’m really enjoying it.  Luke told me that I’m making a lot of progress.

That’s good to hear.

Muse:  He told me that my midi-chlorians were extremely high.  Now I know what those are, since he already explained that to me.

You should be careful.  Anakin’s midi-chlorians were also high.

Muse:  I heard the stories from him.  His painful battles with his father…And how his father saved him from Darth Sidious at the very end…

Well, that tells you something.  Anakin became good at the end.

Muse:  Now I know what you’re thinking.  Am I going to go to the dark side?  Luke told me that he sensed no fear in me.  Fear usually leads to the dark side…

How are you with a lightsaber?

Muse:  I’m actually better than I thought that I would be with it.  Luke called me a prodigy, and told me that I’m learning everything faster than he did.

And that was from only one day of training.  Imagine how advanced you will be in a week or two.

Muse:  Luke told me that as fast as I’m advancing, that I will probably be a Jedi Master in a month.

That’s good.  But how will you go on missions?  There is no Jedi Council and the First Order is everywhere, ready to take out Luke at the first sight of him…

Muse:  There’s no Jedi Council yet.  Luke has already trained Rey, and she is making amazing progress.

How is Rey compared to you?

Muse:  Rey is far more advanced than me, but Luke told me that I will easily surpass her in a couple weeks.

She is pretty strong from what I saw of her.  She is definitely much stronger than that by now.

Muse:  Yes, and we have found a few new Resistance members that are Force-sensitive.  Luke is also training them.

How is Luke getting them all to his secret place?

Muse:  He isn’t.  They are all traveling there, based on the data that they have to get there.

Then why did they send Luke to find you?  Luke has a big target on his back!

Muse:  Luke was safe in my world.  Afterall, that’s where the Tower of Muses is…

So did he find you using the Force?

Muse:  Of course.  When you saw me awoke, I felt different, and Luke was able to explain why.

I’m guessing that all those midi-chlorians made it easy for him to find you.

Muse:  Yes.  And my count is higher than his, and Master Yoda…

Higher than Master Yoda?  You’re not possibly higher than Anakin, are you?

Muse:  No.  Luke told me that my midi-chorlian count was 21,000.  Anakin’s was 27,000.

I guess that’s why he said that you would surpass Rey.  I’m guessing her count is not as high.

Muse:  It’s still up there.  It’s a littler higher than Obi-Wan’s…Hers is also higher than Finn’s, of course…

Finn?  Luke’s training him too?

Muse:  Yes.  And embarrassingly enough, I am no match for him right now.

You will be soon.  With that count, you will be able to best even Luke.

Muse:  Even so, he could still win.  Luke is a Jedi master, and was able to even win against his father.

So are you going to relax tonight?

Muse:  I’ll try to.  I need to head back.  Rey and the others are having dinner.  I don’t want to miss it!  Bye Kyle!

*Muse teleports in a beam of light*

That’s nice to hear that update.   At her rate, she will be a Jedi knight within a week.

In reality, work was pretty busy today.  Since then, I have taken a breather, getting ready for tomorrow’s shift.

Time to wrap this up.

Today’s high is going to be 59 degrees and the silver lining is having the evening to unwind.

To those of you who like unwinding after a busy day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Where was I?  I was just talking to Kyle?

Rey:  Did you say Kylo?  Like Kylo Ren?

Muse:  No.  KYLE.  He’s my da…I mean, the one who created me.

Rey:  That’s good to hear.  With you on board, we should be able to create a Jedi training school very soon.  The Jedi’s are about to return with a vengeance!

 

Meanwhile…

Dark Muse:  Who are you?  You look like a scary old man.  Tee hee!

Palpatine: I am Darth Sidious.  How would you feel if you could possess incredible power?

Dark Muse:  I like power!  Tee hee!

Palpatine:  Then give yourself over to the dark side.  You will learn all the ways of a Sith.  The power then will be granted.

Dark Muse:  Gimme the power!  I want it NOW!  Tee hee!

Palpatine: I sense it.  Great fear and greed.  You will do well, little miss…

*Palpatine’s ghost enters Dark Muse, which causes her to transform into an adult woman*

Dark Muse:  I have it.  Everything that he promised.  The time has come…to rebuild the empire!  Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

 

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