To review today, it was a pretty busy and fulfilling day. I worked my full shift and was able to complete a couple of errands after work. One on of them on the funner side.
For the first one, I bought some tickets for the 6:30 showing of Power Rangers. From what I hear, this will probably be the last showing that will work for this week. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday wouldn’t work for a movie, and this movie will not be in theaters by Friday. Having seen the older Power Rangers movie in theaters as a kid, seeing the reboot will surely satisfy my nostalgia.
For the other errand, it’s pretty plain. I bought more toilet paper, eggbeaters, and my 10th box of cereal since they finally had it: Special K Chocolatey Delight.
I will now get ready for tonight’s movie, but will do some more reading of the two new job searching books.
Vincent: Sir Kyle! I need your help!
What seems to be the problem?
Vincent: There’s a terrible beast that is bothering our Royal Highness! First it was winter, and then this!
What? Winter again? I made that all disappear! Does she still have her ice powers? Is it still winter there?
Vincent: Not at all. It was like it never happened! Instead, we found this beast in her bedroom this morning! It has not harmed her…yet….
Take me to her.
Vincent: Right this way, Sir Kyle!
*teleports with Vincent Vanguard III to the Imaginary Realm*
We are in the bedroom, and…oh my gosh! That beast is enormous!
*Beast lunges at me, causing me to thrust the door open and close it quickly*
Vincent. Let me try to confront it alone. It doesn’t need an audience.
Vincent: Oh, but it does! We need to kill it! It is threatening the safety of our Royal Highness!
Let me reason with it. I’m the one with the privilege, okay?
Vincent: Very well, Sir Kyle. I wish you a thousand times good luck!
A thousand times thank you.
*opens door and closes it*
Hmm…It doesn’t seem like the beast is hurting her. I think that it’s trying to protect her!
Are you but a beast, that is incapable of human speech?
Muse: Kyle! Leave him alone!
Why? Don’t you want him gone?
Beast: ROAAARRR…SPEECH? YES. ENGLISH I KNOW WELL, BUT LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!!!
Why should I? You’re a horrible beast, threatening the safety of my dear Muse!
Beast: RRRRR…THREATEN? YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S BEING A THREAT!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SHE BELONGS TO YOU? SHE IS MINE!!!
Since when did you place a claim on her? She has been mine a lot longer than you would ever know!
Beast: RRRAAHHH!!! HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME! HOW LONG SHE HAS BEEN YOURS DOES NOT MATTER ANYMORE. THE GIRL IS MINE!!!
Beast: SHE IS MINE!!!! ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Beast’s roar sends a powerful shock wave that knocks me to the ground*
Whoa! That’s a lot of power! Now look here, you stupid beast! You may think that’s tough, but she belongs to me!
*Beast grows until his head touches the ceiling, and clutches my Muse in the palm of his claws*
Beast: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Beast: OUT!!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
*Beast’s roar becomes a series of lasers and fire, setting the entire room on fire*
You’re going to burn this whole castle down!
Beast: WHY WOULD I DO THAT? THIS FIRE WILL BURN BUT NOT THROUGH ANYTHING ELSE! GET OUT!!!
*Beast flings me onto a burning floor tile*
Fireproof! I’m starting to get tired with you, Mr. Beast! You leave this instant, and don’t bother her ever again! One Privilege, ENGAGE!
*Beast vanishes, and burning room goes back to normal*
Muse: *gasp* Thanks Kyle.
Anytime. I now need to get ready for my movie.
Muse: Go ahead. I’ll let you. Enjoy your movie!
Thanks. I’ll check back tomorrow, okay?
Muse: Okay. Bye Kyle!
*teleports back to reality*
That was frightening. Who created that beast? That’s it. I am going to have a talk with Dolores. I have a feeling that she’s behind all this!
Now to get ready for the movie. After that, I’ll go to bed.
Today’s high is going to be 52 degrees and the silver lining is seeing a movie tonight.
To those of you who like going to the movies, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
*Beast reappears and grabs my Muse in his clutches*
Muse: (There he is again. To be honest, I don’t actually have a problem with him being around. In fact, I actually kind of like him!)
Beast: THANK YOU!
Muse: *gasp* You can read my thoughts?
Beast: OF COURSE! NOW LISTEN HERE, GIRL. NOTHING IS GOING TO HARM YOU! YOU ARE FOREVER SAFE IN MY HANDS!
Muse: Hold me…
*Muse swoons in the Beast’s clutches, and bends upward, blowing him a kiss*
Beast: RRRR…IF YOU’RE TO KISS ME, DO IT LIKE THIS!!!
*Beast gives her a big slobbery kiss*
Muse: Oh!! I will!
*Muse slobbers, and kisses him back*
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