Me & My Muse – Day 1324: Free Car Wash

If you had your car outside today, then you got a free car wash.

Have you been thinking of washing the salt off your car?  Think no more.  The rains have come to wash everything off.  Although it doesn’t come with the hot wax or bottom blast, it’s free.  You didn’t have to pay for it.


Muse:  A free car wash?  That’s nice.

Oh hey.  I’m sorry that I can’t undo that spell.  How are things going at the castle?

Muse:  Oh.  They’re starting to get used to me in this form.  It doesn’t matter that I look like this.  Everyone treats me like an adult now.  Took them long enough!

Regarding that spell…I think I might know who did it.

Muse:  Oh!  So do I!

Me & Muse:  It’s the Dark Muse!

Wow!  At the same time!  That was perfectly timed!

Muse:  Tee hee!  I know.  It was like we were both thinking of the same thing at the same time!  I mean, it would have to be her!  When is it ever not?

Exactly.  She has been casting all these spells on you and has gone into hiding.

Muse:  And she thinks that making me a kid would have everyone not take me seriously.  Well, she’s WRONG!  Everyone knows that it’s a spell that I’m under and they totally respect me.

Have you had any trouble with getting clothes down to your size?

Muse:  Trouble?  Why would I?  I’m an Intangible, remember?  When that first happened, I made all of my clothes smaller!  I still get to wear all of my adult clothes even as a kid!

Yeah. And that Dark Muse making you a kid would be no surprise.  After all, she herself is one!

Muse:  Well, she does reflect the age of that Bad Idea.  After all, I was five when I spit that idea out…

Well, I’m going to get ready for tonight.  As one more question,  do you get more tired in that smaller body of yours?

Muse:  I do.  Naps are needed to keep me energized.  I use up all my energy and then I get really tired.  Urr, it gets really frustrating!  Speaking of which, I’m getting really tired.  Talk to you later!

Okay.  Bye!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

I will now get ready for tonight’s open house.  It should be pretty fun.

Today’s high is going to be 56 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s open house.

To those of you who like getting a free car wash, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  *yawn*  This body…It’s so weak compared to my taller form.  I was four and a half feet tall before and now I’m just under three feet?  That’s the size of a toddler! *yawn*  Kyle…please find a way to reverse this spell soon…

*Muse  pulls covers over herself and falls asleep*