Me & My Muse – Day 1321: A Little Problem…

I have to be brief.  Since I’m leaving in just a few minutes for the Toastmasters TLI, I can’t take too long in leaving this.  My ride will be coming to pick me up momentarily, so I have to…


Vincent:  Come quick, Sir Kyle!  Come quick!

What’s wrong?

Vincent:  The Royal Highness…she’s…

Royal Guard:  A little girl!

Royal Guard 2:  I would say about five years old, sir!

What?!  She’s a little girl?  Who did this?

Vincent:  We don’t know, Sir Kyle!  We are still in the process of investigating this!  To the castle!

I can take you all there quicker.  To the castle!

*teleports to the castle with Vincent and the assembly of royal guards*

Muse:  Enough!  That will be quite enough!

Servant:  But little miss!  You are only a child!

Muse:  I will say it again!  I LOOK like a child!  It doesn’t mean that I am one!  Some horrible wizard or witch has placed a terrible spell on me!  Address me as Your Highness!

Servant:  Yes, Your Highness!

Princess Muse!  You’re little!

Muse:  *sniff*  Yes…I know!  Now please spare me the 10-15 minutes that I’ve already gone through with my servants!  Yes, I am little!  I am an adult trapped in a child’s body right now, but let me make it very clear.  I am an adult, and I prefer to be treated like one!

But of course!  I just found out about this happening to you.  No matter what form you are, big or little, you are still an adult to me…

Muse:  Thank you, Kyle…

*Muse embraces me and gives me a warm kiss on the cheek*

Muse:  …What?  What’s wrong?

It’s hard for me to not look at you as a child.  Just now, it was like a daughter kissing her father.

Muse:  *sigh*  Please try to see past that.  I would like this wretched spell removed from me as soon as possible.  You can remove it, can’t you Kyle?

Here it goes.  You are back to your current age.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Muse:  What’s wrong?  Nothing’s happening!

That’s strange.  That should’ve worked!

Muse:  It has to work!  I am not going to remain a child!

Vincent:  Your Highness!  Do please calm down!

Muse:  How can I calm down?  When you all look at me, none of you take me seriously!  I am an adult!

Vincent:  I believe you, miss.

Muse:  Mommy and daddy aren’t up yet, are they?

Servant 2:  Not yet.

Muse:  Don’t wake them.  I will tell them myself, personally.  Kyle, try to figure out how to undo the spell!  I am still a little tired.  I will talk to you later.  All of you.  You are all dismissed!

Me, Vincent, Royal Guards & Servants:  Yes, Your Highness!

*teleports back to reality*

Well, her long hair is gone, but we have a new problem.  She is now a child.  And considering how I can’t undo the spell, this is no ordinary magic we’re dealing with!

I will now go to the TLI and enjoy the rest of the day when I get back.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 56 degrees and the silver lining is having the rest of the day off later on.

To those of you who are enjoying this Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Oh dear…All my clothes will need to be made smaller!  But I already did that with these clothes.  I can make the rest smaller with my intangible abilities.  *sigh*  I guess I better get used to this for now…