Me & My Muse – Day 1163: Baby Universe

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

*sigh*  That has got to be the 1,000th time that I heard that today.

Well, I don’t know who is actually going to be able to read this, so it will just be in a journal format. I guess I’ll pretend…

If there are any adults around, something strange happened since my Muse exploded yesterday.  There was bright flashing light everywhere.  And then, after a while, the light dissipated.  Everything was different.

Oddly enough, my house was still here but my neighborhood is gone.  It is surrounded by a carpeted field.  There is no grass anywhere.  Just soft carpet.

My car was still in the back, sitting on a carpeted driveway.  When I made my way to work this morning, I saw babies…everywhere.  Babies playing all over the place.  There were no adults.  All of the babies shared my Muse’s likeness.

When I drove by, all the babies that knew how to talk shouted “Hi daddy!” It was as if they automatically recognized me.

Finally, I found work.  Most of the buildings were not there.  There were plenty of playgrounds on the way to work but the buildings were sparse.  Come to think of it, I think that it was nothing but playgrounds!

When I entered work, I did what I usually did to get the store ready.  9:00 a.m. came. Then 10:00 a.m. Then 11:00 a.m.

Finally, by 11:46 a.m., I left in frustration.  There were no cars and no one at work.  Am I really the only adult in this universe now?  Did my Muse’s explosion actually turn the entire human race into babies designed in her image?  I say “In her image” because every single baby that I saw today, male or female, looked just like my Muse.  They had her face and a lot of her qualities.

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Oh yeah.  That other thing.  I have been hearing my Muse’s laugh all day long.  I think that I have made this realization at work, but it hit me.  Her consciousness is in every single baby in this universe.  From her explosion, her powers covered the whole universe.  And now, this universe looks like a universe designed by a two-year old.  No grass or dirt.  Just the soft carpeting.

Why wasn’t I turned into a baby?  Oh yeah.  She needs her “daddy” and she thinks that I’m him.  Well, this is it.  Humanity as we know it has regressed into an infantile state.  Worlds and galaxies with beings all bearing my Muse’s image.

Her power is supreme now.  I have no one else to talk to and I’m at the point of giving up.

I now have a challenge.  Where is her house?  I tried teleporting there but I couldn’t.  Maybe she merged this universe with the Realm of Imagination.  It’s like I get sent back here when I teleport there.  Maybe it’s saying that I’m in the Realm of Imagination already, and it can’t send me somewhere I’m already at.

How did my Muse get my One Privilege?  With the entire universe filled with her young presence, I’ll have plenty of time to think about this.  I won’t have to work since I have no customers or employees.  They’re all Muse-ified.  She must have done something to get my privilege.  I know this.  I’ll figure it out soon.  I just need more time…

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

What’s going on?  Is her consciousness in me too?  Well, it’s in the entire universe so it wouldn’t be a surprise.  My first order of business is finding her house.  From there, I need to go to the source.  If I go inside my Muse, I might be able to find Remedy, Nurture, and the Dark Muse that is influencing her…

Nurture…Hmm…I keep having this feeling that Nurture is still around here.  How else are billions of babies going to be cared for?  From that explosion, I’m guessing that the mother’s presence spread with hers.

Well, this is too much.  I have already begun my journey today and I can’t find my Muse’s house anywhere.  The surroundings look totally different and I don’t recognize anything in this world.  I guess the only plus is that I can lie down anywhere on the soft carpeting and fall asleep.  Also, there will not be any crime anywhere, since babies can’t be criminals.

My Muse is…forget it.  It doesn’t matter.  There are so many baby Museites that it will be difficult finding the real one.  They all range from newborns to toddlers.  I’m guessing that the newborns are inside while all the infants and toddlers were outside.  I think that I saw only infants and toddlers.

I guess I better keep the weather for the reference.  The high for today is going to be 78 degrees and the silver lining is getting a whole lot done.

To those of you who like getting a lot of things accomplished, I hope that you all have…wait a second.  None of you would even know how to read yet.  So never mind.

Have a good day, alright?


Muse:  Ehhhh, ehhhh, ehhhahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Nurture:  It’s okay, dear.  Here you are.  Nappy time… Tee hee!

Mommy!  I see lots of babies!  I see you everywhere!  Tee hee!

I know, honey!  I’m everywhere too!  What a pretty universe you made!

I make it myself! Tee hee!

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…