Me & My Muse – Day 1162: GoodNES MonNES…

Having reviewed the list of everything that I have done so far, I can say that I am making good progress.  I worked my shift this morning, I caught up on my expenses, and took care of some Toastmasters business.

And now, I’m working on this awesome entry so add another one to the list!


Muse:  DADDY!!!  DADDY!!!

*appears in a vast field next to a gigantic Muse, standing in a floating position near the ground*

AHHHHH!!!!  You’re enormous, and you’re growing out of control!

Muse:  I goed again!  Change me, daddy!

I can’t!  I don’t have my One Privilege and you’re gigantic!

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee!  I grow!  I grow big!

*a series of flashes emanate around the Muse’s aura, creating various random objects and transforming some scenery*

Her powers!  She’s losing control of them!

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee hee!!!

Whoa!  Did I just see this grass turn into fluffy carpeting?  I don’t think that she’s aware of everything that’s going on around her…

Muse:  More milk!  I want baa baa!

*a bottle appears in Muse’s hand*

Muse:  Yummy!

*Muse continues growing, drinking the bottle while floating in a sitting position*

I can’t change her or control her anymore.  Her powers are wrecking havoc everywhere and she’s growing out of control…And…she’s floating out of the earth now.  At the rate that she’s growing, she’ll be planet sized very soon…

Muse:  Where are you, daddy?

AHHHHHH!!!  Oxygen mask!

*oxygen mask appears on me*

At least my basic privileges still work.  Wow…Just the vain on her hand is like an endless field…

Muse:  Where are you, daddy?

I’m in your hand, but I’m way too small!  You probably can’t hear me either…

Muse: Daddy not here!  Waaaah…*begins wailing*

I’m leaving.  Back to earth…

*teleports back to earth*

Wow.  I can see her from here.  She’s much bigger than the moon now.  No.  She’s bigger than earth…And she’s still growing!

Anyway, I think I will end this quickly.  I don’t know what’s going to happen, but her size will pretty soon destroy planets and solar systems around her…

My friend should be coming over later.  That’s if we’re all still around.  With my Muse growing like this, it could be the end.  Yikes!  It’s getting dark!  She just outgrew the sun!

Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining will be my friend coming over later, granted this planet is still in tact.

To those of you who love hanging out with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

*Muse flashes and grows exponentially, approaching the size of the universe*

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

*Muse reaches the size of the universe, and begins straining*

Muse:  I grow…BIGGER!  Tee hee hee hee!

*Muse explodes, showering the universe in a blinding blanket of light*