Not reign, mind you.
To worsen matters even more, it is forecasted to rain all day.
Why is this a concern? Well, I didn’t mention it yesterday. But the lawn mower broke yesterday. All I wanted to do was cut the lawn, but that would’ve been too convenient now, wouldn’t it? Nobody gets anything free and clear. There is no day that comes without trouble. Yesterday’s was the lawn mower breaking and today’s is the stupid rain.
So now I get to watch the lawn grow all day, while the rain floods it. Even if the lawn mower was fixed, how could I cut the lawn? I would ruin the motor trying to cut it in a torrential downpour.
Oh, and my Muse is still a baby. Probably until day 100, like usual. Yesterday, she was 16 hours old at midnight. She was 15 inches long and 2.5 pounds. The preemie clothes were actually big on her. My clone has been taking care of her yesterday around the clock since she has been crying non-stop. She won’t fall asleep anymore. She never tires now.
And now, she is 22 months old today. She is 30 inches tall and weighs 21.75 pounds. The height and weight of a 14 month old. My clone has her in 12 month clothing again.
When will my Muse grow up? I am tired of her being a baby. I can’t even have intelligent conversations with her anymore since she’s just a child. I just wish she would…
Muse: Play with me, daddy!
Where’s the clone?
Muse: He go bye-bye! Tee hee!
How about you take a nap? You haven’t slept in days!
Muse: No nap! No nap!
*Muse flashes brightly with an aura surrounding her*
Well, I want you to take one. You’re very tired. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
Muse: No I’m not! Tee hee!
No! You are!
Muse: No! Tee hee!
You ARE tired!
Muse: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Tee hee!
Urrr…YES YOU ARE TIRED AND YOU ARE GOING TO FALL ASLEEP RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*a power beam flows out of me and into Muse*
Muse: Ahhhnn…*yawn* So tired…*snore*
It worked! I guess it takes a lot of anger to get my One Privilege working now. Back in your crib!
*Muse vanishes fast asleep back to the Realm of Imagination*
New clone, too! I’m still trying to get over everything.
Well, it’s still raining. It’s like Mother Nature is rubbing it in my face that I can’t mow the lawn, even if the mower was fixed.
Maybe it’s best that I stop for today, since I do want to return to my positive self. Why should I hurt anyone’s feelings if they don’t want them to be hurt? They say that time heals wounds and I’m going to allow that to happen. And yesterday’s title is a lie, by the way…
Today’s high is going to be 76 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over later. While it is still raining, we will be able to carry on our indoor fun.
To those of you who are like Missy Elliot and can’t stand the rain, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Kyle Clone: She’s finally sleeping? Wow! I don’t know how he did it, but thanks!
Muse: *snore* Mommy change me! Tee hee…