What makes tonight special? For my Toastmasters Club, I will be going to a Member’s appreciation night. It will involve recognition of different members and their achievements from the last club year. Having gone to a couple in the past, this one should be fun.
What? You’re an adult again? How?
Muse: What are you talking about, Kyle? I’ve always been an adult! Guess what we have to take care of?
Let me guess. A baby, right?
Muse: Oh! How did you know?
Um…I’m good at guessing?
Muse: This way!
She’s in my house?
Muse: Through this hallway!
*follows Muse through a long and winding hallway*
Is the hallway supposed to be this long?
Muse: Of course! What’s your problem? Anyway, watch your step. This next room is gigantic…
Whoa…It’s…The Dark Muse?
Muse: Actually, Dark Baby Muse. She’s 300 feet tall. Isn’t it amazing?
No. That means I would either have to use my One Privilege or make myself grow just to take care of her.
Muse: So? That’s the fun part!
Let’s see…Come to think of it, I don’t think I visited her today. She’s currently 27.5 months today. Before she grew, she was 31 inches tall and she weighed 24 pounds. The height of a 16 month old and the weight of a 19 month old. But at her current size, she weighs 12,583 tons.
Dark Baby Muse: Change me, mommy!
Muse: Oh. She wants me to do it. Just one sec…
*a few minutes later*
Muse: There you go! All changed, deary!
Something doesn’t seem right. Why are you so…off?
Muse: What do you mean, Kyle?
And why is the minute hand on the clock spinning really fast?
Muse: It always does that. Duh!
No it doesn’t! This is a dream, and I’m pretty sure that it’s not mine. It’s yours!
Muse: What are you talking about? I’m standing right here. I can’t be dreaming!
Oh yes you are, and I can prove it. You’re still a two year old, taking your nap as we speak.
Muse: No I’m not! We have a new baby to take care of, so let’s do that, okay?
No. I’m shattering this illusion. Leave dream now. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
*Muse wakes up*
Muse: I dream good! Tee hee!
What am I doing here in your room? And how did I end up in your dream?
Muse: I always think you, daddy…I always think you. Tee hee!
*Muse flashes brightly, with a aura surrounding her*
Well, I want you to stop. You are starting to become more and more powerful, and I’m starting to appear in your dreams now. In fact, I don’t think that I went to work. I was in your dream the whole time!
Muse: I goed! Change me daddy!
Just a second…
*a few minutes later*
There. Do you think that you can stop flashing? I almost went blind!
*Muse flashes brighter*
Muse: I like the yummy light! Tee hee!
Do you know where your mommy and daddy is?
Muse: *sob* Mommy gone!!!!
Where did mommy go?
Muse: Mommy gone!!!!
That’s not answering my question. Where did she go?
Muse: I don’t know! Mommy left! Tee hee!
Muse: Right here! You’re my daddy! Tee hee!
No I’m not. Remedy is your father.
Muse: You are my daddy! Tee hee!
I think that someone is tired. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
Muse: So tired…*snore*
There. I had to put her to sleep. She was being troublesome. It seems like she’s always the most destructive when she’s two. And she’s only getting worse. I wish that I could find her parents and get the Dark Muse out…
*teleports back to reality*
Time to get ready for tonight. It should be a lot of fun.
Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is going to the member’s appreciation night.
To those of you who like special events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: *snore* Kyle not know secret. I know where mommy is! Tee hee!!!
Nurture: And don’t ever tell him, dear!
Muse: I won’t! Tee hee…*snore*