There you go! Your diaper’s changed. Got your bottle and your pacifier right in the crib. In you go!
*lifts up Muse and places her in crib*
Muse: Where’s mommy? I miss mommy!
Your daddy’s looking for your mommy. He’ll be back when he does, okay?
All good now? Sweet dreams, my Muse!
*kisses flashing Muse on the forehead, turns off light, and returns to reality*
Muse: I know where mommy is..Tee hee!
*Muse flashes intensely, flashing her bright aura*
*Nurture appears in a beam of light*
Nurture: Yes honey! Mommy’s here! What do you want? Tee hee!
Muse: I played game like you wanted me to. Daddy’s looking for you. He’ll never find you! Tee hee!
Nurture: Good girl! Tee hee! Mommy’s having more accidents so mommy needs diapers! Tee hee!
Muse: Mommy not wear underwear?
Nurture: No. Don’t ever learn, dear. Having a portable bathroom is much more convenient. Tee hee!
Muse: Okay! Tee hee! I won’t! I’m tired!
Nurture: So is mommy. Mommy’s going night-night, okay? Tee hee! Night night!
*Nurture vanishes back inside Muse’s head*
Muse: I tired…Pee pee…Tee hee… *snore*
*a faded image of Muse flashes and enters dream world*
Muse: Hi daddy! Tee hee!
Remedy: Why am I in your dream? What’s going on?
Muse: Daddy go bye-bye!
Remedy: Bye-bye? What are you doing? Hey!
*Remedy vanishes inside Muse’s head*
Muse: There. Daddy’s in permanent time out! There mommy! Daddy’s not there anymore!
Nurture: Good honey! Tee hee! Guess what? You get a new daddy! Tee hee!
Muse: I do? Who’s my new daddy?
Nurture: Your new daddy is Kyle! Tee hee! He will be your daddy forever! Tee hee!
Muse: What about my old daddy?
Nurture: He’s in permanent time out. Never let him out, okay honey? Tee hee!
Muse: Okay! I’m gonna love my new daddy! Tee hee! Tee hee…
*a faded image of Muse flashes and exits dream world, re-entering Muse*
*Muse flashes intensely and smiles*
Muse: *snore* Tee hee…Pee pee… *snore*
*Muse flashes instensely, emitting her bright aura*
Muse: …New daddy! Tee hee! Daddy!!!! Daddy!!!! Waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Arghh…I hear her in the baby monitor. What does she want?
*teleports to Muse’s room*