There were two haircuts today.  A brown haircut and a green haircut.  I got the brown haircut at the mall.  When I got home, I worked on the green haircut.  I mowed the back lawn.

With both haircuts done,  I am ready to relax.

As a refresher on the Muse,  I had to take care of her last night.  She had a few needs, which I easily met with my One Privilege.  This morning, I tended to her again.  She is now 24.5 months.  She is 31 inches tall and she weighs 23 pounds.  She is the height of a 16 month old and the weight of a 17 month old.  She is taking her evening nap right now (baby Muses have weird sleep schedules, especially toddlers).  So far, she doesn’t need anything…

 

Muse:  Kyle!  Change me!

There.  I just did, without even having to go to her room.  Gotta love the One Privilege…

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee…

Whoa!  Why am I in her room now?

*Muse’s bright aura intensifies*

Muse:  Hee…Tee hee!

*Muse blasts beam of power, which envelopes her room in light*

Muse:  I goed again.  Change me…

There. You’re changed.

Muse:  No!  Do it like mommy did!

(Please grow up.  I liked her better as an adult)

Muse:  I heard that.  Tee hee!  Okay!  Grow…UP!

*flashing Muse flashes brighter, causing a bright explosion*

Impossible!  I disabled her growth!  She overrode it!

Muse:  Whee!  Tee hee!

*Muse doubles her size 20 times*

She’s 513 miles tall!  And 1.65 quadrillion tons!

Stop growing.  Please!

Muse:  Tee hee!

*Muse doubles her size 4 more times*

Urrr….

*grows bigger than Muse and disables her growth*

Here!  I will change you and then reduce you to your original size.  Just a sec…

*one diaper change later*

There.  You’re at your normal size now, and so am I.

Muse:  I wanna grow!  I hate you!

Hate me.  A little discipline will do ya good.  Time for bed.

Muse:  But I’m not tired.

Yes you are.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Muse:  I’m very tired.  I…*snore*

*Muse falls asleep*

There.  In her footed sleeper and in her crib.  Here’s a bottle for when she wakes up.  Time to return home.

*teleports back to reality*

*sigh*  I hope that Remedy finds Nurture soon.  I can’t stand all this chaos…

Time to take it easy, and get ready for tomorrow.

Today’s high is going to be 83 degrees and the silver lining is getting my haircut and the lawn mowed.

To those of you who like haircuts and mowing the lawn, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  *snore* Mommy…Tee hee…