Me & My Muse – Day 1065: A Golden Opportunity

Am I being literal here, or am I referring to some big opportunity that I have in the future?  It’s actually kind of both.

For the big opportunity,  I will provide more information on this as it become available.  I would rather have all of the information first before I begin sharing it.  Tonight, I will be going to a Toastmasters meeting, in just a half hour…the floor!  It’s starting to turn into gold!


Muse:  Sorry.  It’s kind of strange, but everything that I touch turns into gold…

Now the entire floor is solid gold, and the walls are starting to turn gold too…And, oh my goodness!  You’re solid gold!

Muse:  I know.  Everything that I touch turns to gold.  I wish you could help me…

*Muse lays hand on my arm, which begins to turn into gold*

I don’t think so.  Turn back.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*golden arm turns back*

You should probably leave, before you turn my entire house into solid gold.  With you just standing there, the entire room is already solid gold.

Muse:  *begins sobbing*  Just stop!  I can’t help it!  I hate this stupid form.  I HATE IT!!!!

*Muse sends out a powerful shock wave, which turns everything around it into solid gold*

Phew!  I’m so glad that I put up that forcefield.  I’m the only one that’s not solid gold.  But I think you turned half the neighborhood into solid gold.

Muse:  You’re the only one? Why can’t I be normal?  *sniff*  I’m made of gold…

Your tears…they’re turning into gold pieces…

Muse:  Just leave me alone!  *Muse begins wailing and teleports, leaving behind a golden glow*

Restore everything that she has made gold to normal.  One privilege, ENGAGE!

There.  It must be painful for her to experience this.  Everything she touches turns to gold and even if she cries, it’s all gold.  Can I have a different form?  Having her made of gold is just making her miserable.  I guess I’ll just have to wait until tomorrow.

Today’s high is going to be 63 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.

To those of you who like evening activities, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Why can’t I just have normal tears?  It has to be gold!  All gold!  I hate gold!!!! *continues sobbing, while brushing large piles of gold pieces off of her golden clothes*

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