When I think of zombies, they have the right idea. They all desire that “brain food”. But at the same time, that’s the actual problem. Eating other people’s brains isn’t going to make you more intelligent. They have the right idea, but with their strange diet, their approach is totally wrong
In addition to this, zombies aren’t the best thinkers. Their speech patterns are limited to grunts and groans. And if we’re lucky, they might shout one intelligible word in English: “BRAINS…!”
So, where am I going with this? Don’t think like a zombie. Do gather “brain food”, but don’t gather brains. Zombies aren’t the best at brainstorming, but they will storm you for your brains.
So you’re a zombie now? Everyone, just brace yourselves. The zombie apocalypse has just begun.
Muse: Uhhhhh!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!
*Muse lounges at me, which I swiftly dodge*
You are not eating my brains. Get away!
You leave me no choice. I am going to have to fight you…
*sets out peashooter, which begins launching pea projectiles at my Muse*
Muse: Ughhhhh!!!! BRAINS?!!!!
I’m very sorry. You will be a different form tomorrow. One that won’t be bent on eating my brains.
*Muse gets hit by 10th pea, which knocks her head off her body, knocking her onto the ground*
Well, that’s that. I will take it easy today, with it being Memorial Day weekend. I might see a couple movies at someone’s house. After that, I will come home.
Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off.
To those of you who are enjoying this Memorial Day weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
*Muse’s head keels over, a couple feet from the rest of her body*