Me & My Muse – Day 1028: Serene Sunday

My Sunday is officially underway.  I have gone to the early service at church and have done all my devotionals.  Now, I will have a nice and quiet day of reflection before I begin my work week tomorrow.

 

Muse:  How is the peasant doing today?  I decided to drop by to see how the poor people lived.

Poor people?  I wouldn’t consider myself poor at all, but middle-class.   So, you’re the spoiled rich Muse today?

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse (singing):  What just happened?  I don’t know! All that I know is just go with the flow.  Sooner or later, he’ll be on his waaaaaay!

Why are you singing like its a Broadway musical now?

Muse (singing):  Why not?  It’s true!  I know it through and through.  My love is nigh and I will sigh all daaaaaaay!  Sooner or later, he’ll be on his way!

So, you were spoiled rich before and now you’re a Broadway singer?

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms again*

Muse:  Do you love me, Kyle?  Do you love me?

And now you’re dressed very suggestively.  Is there a reason for this?

Muse:  I don’t know what just happened, but come over here, Kyle.  I will make every moment worth your while.  Just enter this bedroom with me and we’ll have some fun!

No.  I am not making out with a whore Muse.

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  It runs…it runs around and jumps…it laughs, it hits, it strikes!

*Muse begins aimlessly waving her hands violently around in a crazed state*

Muse: Up! Up! Up! Up!  Over!

It’s okay.  I think that you need some medication.

Muse:  It…the thoughts…It not think clearly…Things not together put properly…Broken!  It’s all broken!

It’s okay.  You’re not broken.  You’re just a little excited.  That’s all.

Muse:  But it over!  Thoughts broken.  Not no think!

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  MUSEBOT 1.17 NOW OPERATIONAL.  MASTER KYLE…IDENTIFIED.  WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, MASTER KYLE?

You’re now made of metal and a robot.  Can you tell me what’s going on?  Give me a detailed summary, if you will.

Muse:  AFFIRMATIVE.  EXECUTING DETAILED SUMMARY…EXECUTION COMPLETED.  12:00 A.M. TRANSFORMED INTO IMP MUSE, OWL MUSE, WATER MUSE AND ACROBAT MUSE.  12:01 A.M. TRANSFORMED INTO DEPRESSED MUSE, CLOWN MUSE, GANGSTER MUSE AND DOLL MUSE.  12:02 A.M. TRANSFORMED INTO FIRE MUSE.  12:05 A.M. TRANFORMED INTO LIAR MUSE AND HUNGRY MUSE.  12:06 A.M. …

Stop.  I get the picture.  How many transformations has there been so far?

Muse:  INCLUDING THIS CURRENT ONE, THERE HAS BEEN 2,841 TRANSFORMATIONS SO FAR…

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

So she just keeps transforming over and over again.  With that, I never know what she’s going to be next.  For today, I’ll call her Mystery Muse.

Muse:  Howdy!  Oh my stars, I don’t know how I got here, but I…

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms again*

Muse:  How did I get here and where is my throne room?

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  I like totally don’t know what’s going on right now.  Could you like fill me in and tell me like what’s going on, and stuff?

You’re continuously transforming at random intervals, becoming a random transformation every time.

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  Dada?  Dada!  Eww!  Stinky!

No…I am not changing you!

Muse:  Dada…Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  This form…I possess a prodigious level of intellect, thus able to make complex calculations in a fraction of a second.  It’s coming…the next form…

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  Nice wallet!

Hey!  Give that back!

Muse:  What else can I do?  I’m just trying to get by.  If I wasn’t so poor, I wouldn’t have to resort to thieving…

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  I’m myself again?  Kyle!  *sob* I can’t stand it!  Every second or every minute, I’m always something new!  Just today alone, there has been four other times where I have transformed back into myself again!  All this transforming…make it stop!  *sobs uncontrollably*

*hugs Muse*

It’s okay.  I don’t know why you’re transforming like crazy today.  It might be part of the cycle.

Muse:  *sniff* *sob*  I hope…

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

A bee Muse?

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  With this sword, I will rescue you.  I will save the town and the world!

I’m sure you will, Miss Heroine.

Muse:  It will will, so don’t you worry.  I will save…

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  Moooooooooooo!!!!!

A cow Muse?

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  I don’t know what magic is going on, but I want to harness it.  I have learned every spell, but I will master this one!  Farewell…Kyle.  You see, mind reading is basic for a sorceress.  I have this transformation spell that I still need to crack.  Farewell!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light, as she begins her next transformation*

I surely hope that my Muse is okay.  These transformations are really bothering her.

???:  Don’t worry, Kyle.  She will be fine.

Remedy?

Remedy:  This has actually happened before.  Before Nurture got her assignment, she was a Muse, just like her.

And Nurture had all those transformations?

Remedy:  Yes.  This happens during an important milestone in their life.  With your Muse being on this 100 day cycle, it’s a unique cycle, with her being something different every day.

Then why is she constantly changing today?

Remedy:  That’s just part of the process.  She’s a new form every day during this cycle, but eventually, the cycle can’t determine what form she will be.  This happens when clusters of ideas are all stuck together.  Instead of being one form that day, she’s a whole bunch of forms.

And she’s been herself a few times, too.

Remedy:  That’s her body trying to correct the problem.  The ideas have to be separated, and her body is working hard to do this.

Do you know when she’ll be back to normal?

Remedy:  This usually takes anywhere from half a day to a day.  Trust me.  I have seen a number of Muses experience this same thing.  It will work itself out.

Thanks, Remedy.  I will now enjoy my day.

Remedy:  Take it easy, Kyle!

*Remedy vanishes in a beam of light*

With that assurance from Remedy, it’s time to get this day underway.

Today’s high is going to be 50 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off.

To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Why are there strings attached to me?

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  I just crushed my house.  How did I get so big?

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms*

Muse:  A new construction project?  Well, tan my hide!  Time to build a new house!

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