Me & My Muse – Day 1022: Another MonNESday…

To shorten things up, there’s a good chance that my friend will be coming over today.

With that in mind, I would like to cut this short…

 

Muse:  Just popped some more.  Oh yeah!

What’s your problem?

Muse:  Nothing, man.  I’m just trying to get high!  Woo woo!

I think that you have a problem.  Let me see everything that you’re taking.

Muse:  What?  My hash?  My pills?  My crystals?  My powder?  I already took it all, and I feel GREAT!

What you’re doing is dangerous, and you need to stop.

Muse:  Oh man!  I gotta take some more!  I need to expand my mind.  Make that trip.  If you know what I mean…

*Muse makes a handful of various substances appear and begins taking them all*

Stop this at once.  Most of these substances are illegal, and you could be serving a lot of time in prison for this…

Muse:  How are you gonna stop me?  I’m Intangible!  I can make it appear whenever I want it!

Not if I do this.  My Muse can produce no more drugs!  One Privileges, engage!

Muse:  What did you do that for, man!  I need my fix!  AHHHH!!!!  I can’t stand it!

You’re going through withdrawals because you’re not taking it.

???: He’s right.  And you need to spend some time in detox.

Remedy!

Remedy:  I can handle it from here.  Come with me, my dear.  We’re going to rehab…

Muse:  NO!  I need the good stuff!  The pills!  The hash!

Remedy:  How about a good tranquilizer?

*Remedy injects a tranquilizer into my Muse*

Muse: I need the powder…The trip juice…

*Muse swoons, losing consciousness*

Remedy:  She’ll be okay.  When she awakens, she’ll be in a controlled environment.  Have a good day, Kyle…

*Remedy carries Muse out of the room and vanishes with her in a beam of light*

So my Muse is a junkie today?  I’m glad that Remedy was able to take care of her.  Hopefully, she’ll be something better tomorrow.

Time to get ready for my friend to come over.  After he leaves, it will be bedtime.  That’s this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 63 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over tonight.

To those of you who like the company of friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Remedy:  In just a few hours, you will be awake, and a little more detoxed.  A little longer, my dear…

Muse:  Whoa…So sleepy…

EDIT:  It turns out that my friend will not be coming over.  He will be on Wednesday.  So I guess I’ll be waiting until then…

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