Me & My Muse – Day 1018: Not so Lazy Day

Having checked my Muse again last night,  she did transform.  The last thing that she was was a pillow.  After midnight, she vanished, and I followed her to her house.  Sure enough, she was sleeping in her bed.  Since she was just an ordinary Muse, I couldn’t tell what her transformation was.  What is she today?


That’s strange.  Normally, she would appear about now.  I think I’ll go and check on her…

*teleports to Muse’s house in the Realm of Imagination*

Now I’ll go to her room, and…what?  You’re still in bed?

Muse: I didn’t feel like getting up today.

So you’ve been here all day?

Muse:  Yeah.  I didn’t feel like doing anything.

What about eating?

Muse:  I’m Intangible, so the ideas keep me nourished automatically.

What about…dare I say, going to the bathroom?

Muse:  Bathroom?  Don’t worry.  I just finished going.

So you’re wearing…I’m not even going to say it.

Muse:  Neither am I.  I don’t feel like doing anything today.

What about bathing?

Muse:  I just bathed.  There.  I bathed again.  And again.  And again.

But that’s not taking a shower.  That’s just using your Intangible abilities to make yourself clean.

Muse:  But it’s easier.  I don’t feel like doing anything.

What about breathing?

Muse:  I don’t need to breathe.  I’m imaginary.

So you’re not going anywhere?

Muse:  No.  I’m just going to sit here and sleep some more.

But isn’t that being lazy?

Muse:  I guess.  I don’t feel like thinking today.

So your transformation is you being lazy, huh?  Too lazy to eat, bathe, use the bathroom or even get up from your bed?  You’re boring me.  Have fun being lazy.

Muse;   I don’t feel like having fun today.

Bye!  I’ll be back tomorrow when you’re a transformation that’s more interesting.

*teleports back to reality*

Well, I guess that she’s lazy today.  It’s a good thing that I’m not.  I now have to prepare for a speech that I’ll be presenting tonight.  After that, I will be going to bed.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 63 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.

To those of you who love ambition, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Who just visited me?  I know who he is, but I don’t feel like thinking right now.  I also don’t feel like…There.  I just don’t feel like…*falls asleep*