Me & My Muse – Day 1001: ExperiMENTAL 2.0

Well, with nothing special happening to my Muse this time, I guess I’ll cut to the chase.  My friend is coming over tod…


Muse:  Hello!  Wha cha doing?

Why are you interrupting me?  You sound a little different.

Muse:  Different?  What are you talking about?  What is this?  Me & My Muse?  You’ve already done 1000 of them?  Why didn’t you tell me?

Wait a second.  You’re my Muse from Day One, right?

Muse:  I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I want to know!  Is this some kind of game?  I wanna play!  Tee hee…

You’re getting annoying.  Something that I remembered from that particular Muse in the first 100 day cycle…

Muse:  “Other Muse”?  You’re not cheating on me, are you?

No!  Why would you say that?

Muse:  You just said it!  OTHER Muses!

I’m talking about yourself from Day One.  You wouldn’t remember!

Muse:  Day One?  You’re talking about this Me & My Muse thing, right?  So, which Muse did you use for the first 1000 days, huh?

You!  I have always used you.

Muse:  I don’t believe you!  You’re lying!  You cheated on me!  I know it!  Cheater!  Cheater! Cheater!

Stop it!  You’re starting to act childish and annoying.

Muse:  I can act that way if I want to!  So NYAH!

I think that you need your medication.

Muse:  I don’t want it!  You can’t make me take it!  Plus, you’re a cheater!  I’m outta here!  Bye bye…cheater!

*Muse dives back into my head*

Now to finish this.

*Muse jumps back out*

Muse:  Wait a second!  I saw that title!  ExperiMENTAL 2.0?  I think that I know who the mental one is…You’re the metal one for thinking of that…

GET BACK INSIDE! Urghh…Get inside!  Have you gotten bigger?

Muse:  Oh.  Are you going to make fun of me because of my size now?  And nice job getting me in.  You didn’t get all of me in.  You missed my head…

We’ll discuss this later.  GET…IN!  There.  She’s in!


Well, it looks like she did transform after all.  She’s the same Muse that she was from Day One.  Are we starting over?  It looks like I’ll have to experience this annoying form for 100 days…

In other news, my friend will be coming over later today.  After my 9 to 1:30 shift, he’ll be coming over.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 32 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over later on today.

To those of you who like friendly gatherings, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Why didn’t he ever tell me about these Me & My Muses?  He’s such a cheater!  I think I’ll read all of them and see what they’re about…