It’s here once again.  The night of candy.  The night of costumes.  And depending on your tradition, this night will have a totally different meaning to each one of us.

To some, it is the night to play tricks on other people.  To go toilet paper someone’s house.  To spread silly string all over someone’s yard or driveway.  Whatever it is, it is surely their night to play pranks.

To the rest (and I think this accounts for most of us), it is the night to dress up and be whoever we want, handing out candy to the Trick or Treaters.  Or, if you have a younger one, it is the night to take them door to door, collecting the candy from every house that offers it.  And of course, you know the secret.  You get most of their candy, considering it’s not good for them and they can’t eat it all.  Or, you share it with them.  It really depends on your style.

When I think of this night, I think of the nights of so many years past when I used to go trick or treating.  Each year was a different stage.  One year, I was a Ninja Turtle.  One year that I can especially remember is when I was Mario.  During this year, I wore a rubber Mario mask and it was so hot with it on.  I took it off several times when I was in the car between neighborhoods.

In the more recent years, I have been Mario.  In one of the years that I was Mario, I grew out a mustache so that it would look authentic.  While I didn’t hand out candy that year, I did go to a Halloween party, which was quite fun.

What will I be this year?  Tonight, I’ll dress up as Mario…

 

Muse:  Getting lazy, aren’t we?

What do you mean?

Muse:  What I mean is that you have used that introduction before.  You used it last year, too!

So?  I thought that it was so good that I decided to use it again.

Muse:  Check out my costume!  It’s a little different than last year.  I can’t be a fat angel, so I decided to be a Fat Princess.  Don’t I look beautiful?

Yes.  You look just like the Fat Princess from that popular PS3 game!

Muse:  That’s what I was going for.  The pink and white dress, tiara and white ribbon tied in a bow.  It all took me a while to get it perfect.

And I see that you have the pink slippers, too….

Muse:  Of course.  I don’t miss a single detail.

What’s your favorite candy?  I can list off my top five:  Twix, Milky Way, M&M’s, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Whoppers.

Muse:  Whoppers?  Those malted milk balls?  My number one is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, hands down.

What about your other four?

Muse:  Spots five through two include the following:  York Peppermint Patty, Mounds, Butterfinger and Kit Kat.  Kit Kat was almost number one but I like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups a little more.

So are you going to chide me about reading and writing today?

Muse:  Not today, but I will tomorrow.  Time for some candy!  Oh, and nice costume!

My dress clothes are not my costume!  You’ll see it tonight when I change.

Muse:  Fair enough.  I’ll let you get ready.  Reese’s and Kit Kats, here I come!

 

Getting back to what I was saying, I’ll be going as Mario tonight.  Since I’m at a Toastmasters District Conference, I will not be handing out candy at home this year.  For the costume masquerade that they’ll be having at the conference, I will be going as Mario, so it should be quite fun.

Today’s high is going to be 53 degrees and the silver lining will be dressing up as Mario later.

To all of you who love candy, dressing up, and all things Halloween, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Time for some music to set the mood…

*begins playing Fat Princess Title Theme while eating a slice of cake*