Me & My Muse – Day 654: A Little Evil

Today is a day to relax.  A day to enjoy.  A day to unwind and have fun.  After working so much, this was something I very much needed..

What can I do on my day off?  Where do I even begin?  There is an episode of Survivor that I need to watch.  There is a bunch of socks that I need to fold and put away.  I could also work on more of my Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds game.  I can also calculate the mileage for my trip to Jackson next weekend, so that I know how much the District will need to reimburse me.

All of these things are ideal things to do on my day off.  However, there is only one problem.  As of yesterday, I discovered that today was not a day off, but another opportunity to make more money.  At work, I picked up another shift, but it’s a very short one.  One that will be over before I know it.  This will help me rake in a little more money for my next paycheck, so it’s a pretty good opportunity.

As for all the things that I mentioned that I could do on my day off, I will save those for Saturday.  All except for folding the socks.  I need to put them away TODAY.

Today’s high…


Muse:  I’m baaaack!  Tee hee!

You again?  What are you doing here, and what happened to the Evil Muse?

Muse:  I kicked her out.  She doesn’t live here anymore.  Tee hee!

And…Wait a second!  Where is the Ghost Muse?

Muse:  She decided to  pay me a visit.  She missed me.  Tee hee!

That doesn’t sound right.  Where is she?!

Muse:  Fine!  I’ll tell you!  She wanted to visit me, but then she ran away!  She’s hiding.  She doesn’t like me very much.  Tee hee…

???:  Kyle!  I’m over here!

There you are!  What were you doing with the Dark Muse?

Ghost Muse:  I…I don’t know.  I was suddenly under her control, but then I was able to escape.  It’s a good thing I did.  I didn’t like it in there!

I would imagine.  Is that where you were before?  I haven’t seen you in days!

Ghost Muse:  Yes.  I was under her control.  She wouldn’t let me escape.  With Remedy’s help, I escaped.  We now need to devise a plan to stop her.

What about the Evil Muse?  The Dark Muse said that she “kicked her out”.

Ghost Muse:  She did, which is another reason why I hid.  If you thought the Evil Muse was scary, her ghost is even scarier…

So now we have to deal with a ghost?

Ghost Muse:  Seems like it.  I’m going to tell Remedy everything.  Have a good day, Kyle!

I will.

Today’s high is going to…

Muse:  Play with me!

Why should I?

Muse:  Play with me or I’ll crush you!  Tee hee!

Fine!  What do you want to play?

Muse:  Hide and go seek!  And you’re it!  Tee hee!  I will count to 100.  After that, I’ll come  looking for you!  Tee hee!

Fine.  Since she’s giant, hiding will be easy.

Muse:  1…2…7…15…26…

Oh no!  She’s cheating!  This gives me less time to hide!  I better be quick!

While she’s counting, I can try to end this.  Today’s high is going to be…

Muse:  48…71….100!  Ready or not, here I come!  …Wait!  You didn’t hide!  Found you!  Tee hee!

Well, you didn’t really count to 100!  You skipped a lot of numbers!

Muse:  Well, I don’t know how to count to 100!  I can only count to 10!  Tee hee!  Well, this game is boring.  Time for lunch!  Tee hee!

*Dark Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

Well, that’s unsettling.  The Dark Muse is back and the ghost of the Evil Muse is on the loose.  What will Remedy do to stop this?  I hope that he finds a solution.  He should, from what my Muse tells him…

Can I end this for real now?  Today’s high is going to be 45 degrees and the silver lining is getting more hours at work.

To those of you who love earning extra money, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Ghost Muse:  He fell for it.  Every detail!

Muse:  Tee hee!  Kicking the Evil Muse out?  Why would I wanna do that?  Being naughty is fun!  Now listen!  You will continue playing this game with me until I tell you to stop!

Ghost Muse:  As you wish, my dear!

Muse:  Kyle doesn’t know that it’s a game, and I wanna keep it that way!  Tee hee!  Now come back home!

Ghost Muse:  Right away, my dear!

*Ghose Muse re-enters Dark Evil Muse*

Muse:  Kyle is going to be very yummy.  But I can’t eat him yet.  I need to wait for that day with that naughty number.  After that, I will eat him and Kyle will go bye-bye for good!  Tee hee hee hee hee!!!  Time to grow some more and eat some yummy states!  Tee hee…

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