Have you checked the thermometer lately?

Cold would not even be close to the conditions that we’re experiencing today.  It is beyond cold.  It is freezing, and it is dangerous to be outside right now.

To put things in perspective, the high today is negative.  Not even above 0!

 

Muse:  Brrr!

No.  That’s for single digit temperatures.  For today, you have to shout it:  BRRR!!!!

Muse:  Very well…BRRR!!! Tee hee!

That’s better.

Muse:  It is really cold outside.  Everyone.  Don’t go anywhere unless it’s absolutely necessary.

The high today is only the beginning.  Tonight, it’s going to get down to 18 below zero!  And that’s WITHOUT the wind chill!

Muse:  Then it better not be too windy!  Gasoline freezes at minus 40 degrees Celsius.

Which is also minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.  I hope that it doesn’t get that cold with the wind chill…

Muse:  I’m going back to my warm room.  Novel, here I come!  Tee hee!

For me, today is straightforward.  Be productive until five, since I have a Toastmasters business meeting at 6:00 and a club meeting at 6:30.

The high for today (which really isn’t a high at all) is going to be a brutally chilly -1 degrees and the silver lining is having the day off and staying warm.

To those of you who are staying warm indoors, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  It is SOOOOOO cold outside!  That’s why I never got out of bed today.  Tee hee!