Me & My Muse – Day 581: One More Snowy Hurdle…

With Anime movie week over, it’s back to the grind.  Just one more hurdle to go.  Some snow to shovel and a 2 to 7 shift that I work tonight…

 

Muse:  Mommy said that I waited long enough!  Those Japanese cartoon movies were fun!  I especially liked the fishy one.  Tee hee!

*sigh*  What do you want?

Muse:  To turn you into a snowman!  What else?  Tee hee!  Do you want to be a snowman?  I’ll turn you into a snowman!  Tee hee!

But I don’t want to be a…FLASH!

Muse:  *sigh*  A talking snowman!  Tee hee!  Mommy says I should practice…

What’s the meaning of this?  I have to go to work!  I have some money to drop off at the dentist and some milk to get!  I don’t have time to be a stupid snowman!

Muse:  Yes you do!  ‘Cause I’m gonna play with you alllllllllllll  day!  Tee hee!

No…They’ll write me up at work for not being there.  How would they ever believe this excuse?  “I couldn’t show up because I got turned into a snowman…”

Muse:  Work is boring!  Growned-ups never have any fun!  Tee hee!  Time to make you into a BIGGER snowman!  Tee hee!

*sigh*  I don’t know how much longer I can stand this… FLASH!

Muse:  Mommy’s getting really impatient.  She says that I’ll be a real fairy in much sooner than 14 days.  Tee hee!

*gasp*  How soon?

Muse:  Three days!  Tee hee!  Three days and I’ll be inside of mommy!  I’ll then be born as a real fairy!  Tee hee!  But mommy says that I’ll grow really fast so I don’t have to worry about being little…

Oh no…In three days, my Muse’s memories will be lost forever…

Muse:  Mommy says those memories are yucky.  She’ll get rid of those and only give me the yummiest ones.  Tee hee!

I need to get out of here…

Muse:  No Mr. Snowman!  You’re staying with me!  We’re going to play all day long!  Tee hee!

Fairy Mother:  Time for breakfast, honey!  Hurry before it gets cold…

Muse:  I’ll be right back, Mr. Snowman!  I need to have breakfast!  Don’t go anywhere.  Tee hee!

*Fairy Muse vanishes and quickly reappears*

Muse:  On second thought, I don’t trust you!  Don’t move until I get back.  Tee hee!

FLASH!

Uhhhh!!!  I can’t move!  She froze my bottom half so I can’t go anywhere.  This is just great.  She’ll be a real fairy in three days.  I hope that Remedy has his plan ready in time…

Today’s high is going to be 22 degrees and the silver lining is getting some of my dentist bill paid for.  That’s if I can ever get there.  I can’t go anywhere as a snowman…

To those of you who are not an enormous snowman like me, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Mommy, can’t you make me a real fairy now?

Fairy Mother:  I would love to, dear, but I can only do it this fast.  I’ve got some errands to run.  Eat your breakfast, dear.

Muse:  Oh, I WISH I could be a real fairy sooner!  Wish!  Tee hee!  I have an idea!  Tee hee!

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