Me & My Muse – Day 262: Oil Change

It’s official.  The Intangibles have finally stopped appearing.

How did that Dark Muse fare in bargaining with that brat?


Muse:  Tee hee hee hee hee!!! Rather well!  You adults don’t have a lot of money, or toys either!

Wait.  Are things even worse now that she’s in that body?

Muse:  I want more toys now!  And I want to be much bigger!  Tee hee hee hee hee!  Wheeeeeee!!!!

Yes.  They are.

Muse:  You look like a toy!  A very EXPENSIVE one!  Tee hee!

No!  I’m not a toy!

Muse:  Yes you are, silly!  You’re so realistic and lifelike.  No other toy of mine can do that.  I want that toy now!

Great.  That Dark Muse has merged with that brat.  Now she’s a spoiled little brat!

Muse:  Who are you calling “little”? I’ve grown up!  Tee hee!

You’ve grown up, all right.  But physically, not mentally.

Muse:  Come to my room now!  I want to play with you!

*gets teleported to gigantic room*

Whoa!  This room would already be big, even if I were normal-sized!  At my size, the floor is a vast field that seems to span on forever….

Muse:  Now I’ll play with you!  Wait!  You’re too small!  Why can’t you grow bigger?  Grow bigger now!

Intangible Servant:  Little Miss….

Muse: Ahem!

Intangible Servant:  I mean, Big Little Miss….It’s time to change you….

Muse:  When I come back, I will find a way to make you bigger.  Then, I will play with you!  Tee hee!


Great.  Not only did that Dark Muse merge with that brat, but I’m now trapped in her mansion.  Haven’t I experienced this already?  I now have to experience it with a spoiled “little” brat!

Today’s high is going to be 40 degrees and the silver lining is getting my oil changed.

To those of you who also have to get an oil change, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Make sure you use the gold ones!

Intangible Servant:  But of course, Miss!  Now, let’s get you out of that damp one and into the next solid gold one.

Muse:  And make sure that all my dresses are made of solid gold thread and diamonds!

Intangible Servant:  Last time I checked, they all were, Miss.

Muse:  And make sure all my teddy bears are covered in diamonds and rubies!

Intangible Servant:  We haven’t done that yet, Mi….

Muse:  Do it now!  I want them all to look pretty!

Intangible Servant:  Somebody has heard your request and is working on it as you speak, Miss!

Muse:  Tell them to do it faster!  And change me faster!  I want to make that expensive toy bigger so I can play with it!  Tee hee!

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