When my Muse spit me out yesterday, I was relieved that she was no longer a toddler. She was five once again. That’s one notch up from yesterday, but still more bearable.
Over the course of the day, I endured the usual games that she played with me. We then watched a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic DVD before she went to bed.
While she was sleeping, Remedy approached me. He had a DNA replicator, meaning I could sample her DNA and transform into a Muse. With her being the “key” to entering herself, this needed to happen.
Excited, I sampled her DNA and took on her form flawlessly. I was going to get my Muse back. I just knew it.
But right near her head were two Muse guards, that resembled my Muse. As I flew up to them, they nodded. “You may pass. Tee hee!” They both said in unison.
And with that, I entered her head. But just as I entered, I woke up….Twice! Couldn’t that have happened at a different time? I was so close to getting my Muse back! I guess I’ll try another night….
Muse: I had a good dream! Tee hee!
Good. *sigh* Are you going to play Kyle Ken again?
Muse: Not yet! Tee hee! I just got up and I’m hungry! Time for a yummy breakfast! Tee hee….
Okay then. While she’s having breakfast, I will end this. Today’s high is going to be 80 degrees and the silver lining will be more story progress, since I got most of my resume stuff done.
To all of you who have ever missed the mark, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Bad Idea: What you just did was a no-no!
Muse: What did I do, mommy?
Bad Idea: First of all, you didn’t like mommy’s game yesterday. I thought being a baby was the funnest game ever!
Muse: Well, I didn’t like it! It was boring!
Bad Idea: Second of all, you let Kyle into your head. Couldn’t you tell that Kyle was disguised with a clone of your body?
Muse: Tee hee! No! I couldn’t tell at all!
Bad Idea: Well mommy could tell! You’ve been a very bad girl, ESPECIALLY since you let Kyle into your head. For that, you’re getting permanent time out!
Muse: What? No! Tee hee….
Bad Idea: Yes. You probably would’ve performed better if you had all of the old Muse’s energy. That transformation is not complete yet. And it doesn’t matter if it is anyway. From now on, mommy is in control of your body. Tee hee!
Muse: No mommy! Don’t…..There. I can stop pretending to be that stupid Muse’s mommy! I never had a mommy anyway, but now it’s time for some REAL fun! As for that inferior Muse, I will just absorb her yummy energy and start over. Kyle, say hello to your new Muse! Tee hee hee hee hee hee…..