Sometimes I wish the grass would never grow. As I’m typing this, I’m still feeling the headache from having to mow the entire lawn today.
If I could summarize this day in one word, it would be this: Gypped. I was totally gypped out of the time I had today. When my next day comes along, oh, am I going to make it up….
Muse: So what are you complaining about?
So you have the green hair thing going again. Whatever. I’m too miffed to make fun of you about it.
Muse: You don’t understand how long this hair took to get right. It grew back so I had to cut it again. And then I spent the whole morning on it….
Really? A whole morning on your hair? I don’t really care about your stupid hair. You clearly don’t understand symbolism….
Muse: I so do understand it! You explained it to me last time….
So you know what it is. Yay.
Muse: Hee! I had such a good nap today! I took it right after I conditioned my hair….
Well, good for you being able to sleep when I had to mow an ENTIRE LAWN!
Muse: And it was while you were mowing it, too! Tee hee!
GET BACK INSIDE MY HEAD! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CHILDISH SHENANIGANS!
Muse: Fine! If you’re gonna be like that, bye….
Good. She’s gone. As I was saying, the entire day was taken away from me because of the damn lawn.
Muse: Ahh! You swore!
Do you think that I care? When people get angry, they say words that are not very nice. And it takes a lot of anger to get me saying these words.
Muse: Do you really want to tell everyone how angry you are? Everyone’s going to be seeing this, you know.
Do you think that they have never gotten angry before? Everyone gets angry sometimes.
Muse: But I’m sure that they don’t post their anger in a publicly readable blog for everyone to see.
Did you see the title? I think they’re expecting to see me a little angry. Now can you please leave me alone?
Muse: Somebody needs a huuuug!
Muse: Fine! I was only trying to help….
Do you want to know how long it took for me to cut it? It took 3:10:00.74 That’s 3 hours, 10 minutes and 74 hundredths of a second. I stopped for nothing. Not a single drop of water. So for the whole time, my mouth was parched, my head ached, and my ears hurt from having the hearing protection headphones and safety glasses on the whole time. But that doesn’t matter. Because I don’t get the whole weekend to enjoy. While everyone else is enjoying their Sunday tomorrow, I’ll be working at frickin’ LIttle Caesars. Man, I hate that place! Would any of you really take minimum wage to work 15 to 20 hours a week here? Didn’t think so. It sucks, and I hate it.
And guess what? I work Monday too! I don’t get a day off until Tuesday. And you better believe that I’ll be enjoying that day, even if I have to go to a Toastmasters meeting that night. Don’t get me wrong. Toastmasters is a good thing. I’m just waiting to see how it will benefit a pizza maker like me. Perhaps it will benefit me later, when I have a job that actually MAKES money.
Why am I still typing this? I’m sure that you don’t want to hear me carry on about my problems. Heck, everyone has their problems, and I don’t want to be a part of yours.
Well, I hope that the lawn is happy, because my body sure isn’t. And I have a headache and some sore muscles to prove it.
If there’s anything positive that can be gained from this, it’s the satisfaction of getting a good workout in. That’s 3 hours of brisk walking, without water. Talk about being stubborn. Well, that’s me.
Well, today’s over and it got to 77 degrees today. I went over to grandma and grandpa’s for dinner, so I guess you can call that a silver lining.
To all of you who are probably in a better mood than me today, I hope that you all have a fantastic day. Or night.
Muse: Should I hug him? I definitely think I will.
What are you doing?
Muse: Brace yourself, for a Muse hug!
Um….Thanks. I needed that.