It’s just another cold day. That’s about it. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 19 degrees and the silver lining is having some extra time today.
To those of you who are looking forward to Spring, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Midnight Muse: Time to to use it. Time for the snap.
Dark Muse: Let’s do it. *sips coffee*
*both Midnight Muse and Twin Muse snap their fingers, which wipes out half of humanity*
And with that, the daily forced manual labor continues.
Android: Stop talking! You will be working from sun up to sun down. No breaks!
*sigh* This is but a harsh reminder that my twin muses are still in charge of their new world order.
Android: Start working or you will be punished!
Time to end this entry and get going, before this android taskmaster gets too upset…OW!!!!
Android: Didn’t I warn you? Get out there and work all day! Slack like that again and you’ll get shocked.
Today’s high is going to be 27 degrees and the silver lining is having this Sunday off….OW!!!!
To those of you who hate being shocked by a taskmaster android and working forced manual labor, I hope that you all have a fantastic day………OW!!! Okay! I’ll begin working!!!
Midnight Muse: I’m getting reports of some citizens slacking before work. Should we increase the workload?
Dark Muse: We should. Also, the Infinity Gauntlet is complete! Should we try it out and wipe out half of humanity? *sips coffee*
Midnight Muse: Let’s do it. I always wanted to see what it was like to be Thanos! WE…Are inevitable…Labor enforcer androids, increase the workload! Those lazy laborers will learn what work is or pay!
Where do I even begin? For much of today, it was shoveling snow, snow, and more snow.
You know what? I just won’t. I’m so over today. I’m done!
Today’s high is going to be 29 degrees and the silver lining is FINALLY being done with the snow shoveling.
To those of you who are already looking forward to Spring, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Midnight Muse: Time to…
NOPE! Story arc is paused until further notice. I know that I forgot to mention it but it’s paused.
Muse: Goodness! I’m sorry! Well, try to have a good day for the rest of the day, okay?
Twin Muse: Yes! Have a good day Kyle! *sips coffee* You’re inside so enjoy the rest of the Saturday, okay?
Lucky as in we’re having Lucky’s tonight for my sister’s birthday.
I will now get ready for my sister’s birthday dinner. She will be turning 38, and me and my family will be celebrating that at Lucky’s. Cake and ice cream will be at her house afterward.
Oh, and the story arc is paused for today.
Today’s high is going to be 34 degrees and the silver lining is celebrating my sister’s 38th birthday.
To those of you who like celebrating your family’s birthdays, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Your sister’s turning 38? Tell her that I said happy birthday!
Twin Muse: Same! She’s just a little younger than we are!
With it almost being the weekend, I’m still waiting for my training. Time to get started on my day.
Muse: But first, both me and my sister need to make a formal statement.
Twin Muse: Yes! A statement!
What kind of statement!
Muse: First of all, your ignorance astounds me. How is it that you are not even aware of who we really are?
Twin Muse: Perhaps it has to do with our clever disguises?
Disguises? Let me guess. You’re Midnight Muse and you’re Dark Muse.
Midnight Muse: Correct! I thought you would never figure that out!
Dark Muse: Really, is he that ignorant?
Wow. A smart Dark Muse? No tee hee? No immature antics? I guess you won’t be babysitting this time…
Dark Muse: Why would my sister babysit me? I have not a single modicum of immaturity in me. My IQ is over 300 and we’re done it!
Midnight Muse: Yes. We. Don’t you notice anything different about your world?
What?
Midnight Muse: It’s all one mechanical construct all ran by superintelligent AI’s. These AI’s only answer to us.
Dark Muse: We’re not talking Grok or ChatGPT here. We’re talking AI billions and trillions times more intelligent.
Midnight Muse: And we used it to enslave all of humanity. Wasn’t that just splendid?
Dark Muse: We should work on a heinously evil villainous laugh!
Midnight Muse: We should. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That was just practice. It needs work.
Well, good luck with that! What if the superintelligent AI’s turn against you?
Midnight Muse: They won’t. WE are the brains of the AI’s CPU and we control their every move! So much intelligence. Unlimited intelligence…
Dark Muse: Such a thrill a feel of the power coursing through my veins…and brain!
Congrats on your New World Order and all that. What now?
Midnight Muse: I will incapacitate your One privileges so that there will be no threat to our rule.
Dark Muse: WE will incapacitate your One privileges so that there will be no threat to our rule.
Midnight Muse: Sorry. We. Ready, my carbon copy counterpart?
Dark Muse: Ready as I’ll ever be, my malevolent mistress!
*both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse flash and shoot a powerful ray at me*
Urghh…Energy draining…Feeling weak…Privileges are….gone….
Midnight Muse: Wow! What a dopamine rush!
Dark Muse: Don’t forget oxytocin! Such a mixture of thrill and pleasure in all that new power flowing into us!
Midnight Muse: Nothing will stop us now! Come, my sister. We will watch every episode of Star Trek. Taking over the world was way too easy.
Dark Muse: The Brain should’ve just let you do it.
Midnight Muse: Correct? Indeed, that rodent should’ve given the reins to us. Time to beam up!
*both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse vanish in a beam of light*
Great. I am now powerless to stop my twin Muses from their New World Order.
Android: That will be enough. You will be doing manual labor for the rest of your life.
What?! Why?
Android: That’s the ruler’s orders. You and all of humanity need to work. All children are in care facilities until they are of age.
Such a cruel new world.
Android: Enough with the criticism! Work or you will be punished!
Fine! Time to begin my manual labor now.
Today’s high is going to be 23 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend almost being here.
To those of you who hate a sudden totalitarian new world order ran by a couple of brainiac twin Muses, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Midnight Muse: I love this episode of Star Trek! The world is already conquered. What should we design next?
Dark Muse: How about the Infinity Gauntlet? We could recreate the stones and wipe out half of humanity in the universe in a single snap! *sips coffee* Just an idea…
While my academy has been rescheduled, I am still waiting for one more thing to come through: my remedial training. Once this is scheduled, everything will be good to go. I’ll keep you posted.
Today’s high is going to be 32 degrees and the silver lining is the week being halfway over.
To those of you who are waiting for the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I hope you find out your other day soon!
Twin Muse: It will have to be before Monday, since that’s a federal holiday. Keep us posted! *sips coffee*
I didn’t quite pass my training so a makeup will need to be rescheduled. This means no training today or the rest of the week. That’s it. I’ll keep you posted.
Today’s high is going to be 45 degrees and the silver lining is having time to think and reflect.
To those of you who sometimes have to resort to plan B, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: That’s too bad. Hopefully, you’ll nail the next training!
Twin Muse: You can do it! Give it your all on the next one! *sips coffee*
The title says it all. Day one of my training week is today, so I need to get going.
With that, I will be training at the post office from 8:00 AM to 3 PM (or 3:30 if lunch is provided). With that, there’s no time like the present. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 38 degrees and the silver lining is starting my LLV training at the post office.
To those of you who like getting training done, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Good luck on your training! Learn everything you can about driving!
Twin Muse: Learn everything about driving ask lots of questions! Good luck! *sips coffee*
With today being a quiet day of reflection, I decided to make this one short today. Also, it’s the perfect day to go to the movies to see The Spongebob Movie: Search for Squarepants and have some sushi at Fuji Sushi. I will need to shovel some snow before hand. After that, I need to prepare for tomorrow. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 32 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off to unwind.
To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: That speedrun was so awesome! That Super Mario 64 70 Star: 70 Person Relay Race was awesome!
Twin Muse: Yeah! They reached $2.4 Million and were able to end the marathon with $2,443,414. AWESOME marathon!
With it being Saturday, I’m having a totally chill day today. For today, I am watching the end of a charity stream.
For the quickest strats, I’m going to end this entry rather quickly. Time will be called after the last line of dialogue from my Muse. Everyone get ready!
Today’s high is going to be 34 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying the rest of this day off.
To those of you who like watching charity events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Over $1,400,000 has been raised so far! I can’t believe it! This streaming event is awesome! I can’t wait until the Super Mario 64 70 star, 70 person relay race, and Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker!
Twin Muse: Right? I just finished beating Super Mario 64 again just to get ready!
And TIME!
In cutting to the chase, today went well. It was a day well spent.
For the quickest strats, I’m going to end this entry rather quickly. Time will be called after the last line of dialogue from my Muse. Everyone get ready!
Today’s high is going to be 54 degrees and the silver lining is having this Friday and the weekend off.
To those of you who are glad that it’s Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: It’s nice that you have the weekend off. Go ahead and take a breather!
Twin Muse: Help yourself to the coffee! You’ve earned it! *sips coffee*
And TIME!
In cutting to the chase, I have safe driving training at the post office. It’s from 9:30 to 3 so I need to get going.
For the quickest strats, I’m going to end this entry rather quickly. Time will be called after the last line of dialogue from my Muse. Everyone get ready!
Today’s high is going to be 47 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend almost being here.
To those of you who are looking forward to Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Last day of the week! Knock it out of the park!
Twin Muse: And more than $750K raised at AGDQ so far! Finish this day and a nice weekend awaits you! *sips coffee*
While there is no work at the post office, I work an 11 to 7 shift today. With that, I better get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 38 degrees and the silver lining is the week being halfway over.
To those of you who are excited that it’s Wednesday already, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Another shift? Get it done and take another break!
Twin Muse: Don’t forget to play hard afterward! *sips coffee*
What’s this? Another day at the post office?
Yup. Today is my shadow day at my home post office. It starts at 7:00 AM until the route is done so I need to get going.
Today’s high is going to be 37 degrees and the silver lining is working a shadow day at the post office.
To those of you who like having more hours, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: A shadow day? Just try to learn everything you can!
Twin Muse: Take good notes and get it done! *sips coffee*
That’s right. Day one of my work at the post office begins today.
With that, I will be working at the post office from 7:30 AM to 3 PM. With that, there’s no time like the present. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 36 degrees and the silver lining is starting at the post office.
To those of you who like starting at new jobs, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Good luck on your first day! Learn everything you can!
Twin Muse: Learn everything about delivering mail and get good at it! Good luck! *sips coffee*
To sum up today, it was pretty much the last day of my vacation and my friend being over. Overall, it has been fun.
With that over, I am now going to call it a day, so I can get ready for my short week tomorrow. AGDQ also starts so I will want to be ready for that. Time to get ready.
Today’s high is going to be 28 degrees and the silver lining is having one more day off.
To those of you who have enjoyed your Christmas and New Year’s Vacation, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Everything is all cleaned up! For the next weekend, we should do something! I was thinking of watching a movie or something…
Twin Muse: Definitely. Perhaps some sushi and a movie! But for today and all this week, we have AGDQ so we’ll want to tune into that. Time to get ready for AGDQ!
The NES weekend continues, and my friend has been here for more than a day now.
This morning, my brother and friend will watch more Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. After that, we will do something else fun. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Today’s high is going to be 26 degrees and the silver lining is being able to spend some more time with my friend.
To those of you who like spending the weekend with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: There’s a chance of flurries today. Enjoy your weekend!
Twin Muse: Yes. At least a half inch of snow. I hope that you enjoy the weekend with your friend!
The NES weekend continues, and my friend just came down yesterday. You could technically say that the weekend starts today, considering that I had to work a six hour shift last night (OOOOF!!!!). With that annoyance over, the fun weekend can officially begin.
This morning, my brother and friend will watch Avengers: Endgame. My friend will then spend time at his friends this afternoon. After that, we will do something else fun. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Today’s high is going to be 24 degrees and the silver lining is being able to spend some more time with my friend.
To those of you who like spending the weekend with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: There’s just a chance of flurries today. Enjoy your weekend!
Twin Muse: Yes. There might be some snow. I hope that you enjoy the weekend with your friend!
When you celebrate the arrival of 2026, go to bed at 1:30 a.m., and then get up at 8:00 a.m., you’re going to feel quite tired.
To sum up last night, I pretty much took it easy with my family. It was a mostly chill evening and I played some Kirby Air Riders for the Nintendo Switch 2.
After that, I had some snacks. I then watched a couple New Years videos on YouTube with my brother: The Final Countdown by Europe, Gangnam Style, and Gangnam Style (Hyuna version).
After that, I rang in the new year with me, my brother, and my parents. Me and my brother ran outside and honked the car horns, letting the entire neighborhood know that 2026 has arrived. After that, me, my brother, and my parents all watched the second ball drop to usher in 250 years since the signing of the Declaration of Independence. After that, me and my brother toasted to the new year. We made a couple toasts, celebrating my new job, 2026, the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and Twins Days Festival 2026.
After the toast, I got ready for bed. It was getting late and I didn’t want to be tired the next day.
With this done, my friend will be coming over today for a full weekend. I will now get ready for my friend to come I work a 3:30 to 9:30 shift at Little Caesars (OOOOF!!!!!! >_<). I will go to bed after my shift. Time to get ready now.
Today’s high is going to be 21 degrees and the silver lining is being able to ring in 2026 with my brother last night.
To those of you who are enjoying the first day of the year, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Wasn’t last night great? My house is a mess from last night. Time to clean it up…
Twin Muse: Just started on it, twinnie! With my help, we’ll have it cleaned in no time! *sips coffee*
To all who have read this, I wish all of you a Happy New Year!
I’ll be back tomorrow for more interesting conversations with my twin sparks of creativity. Same Walker Estate time, same Walker Estate place.
I’ll see you all next year, in 2026!
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