I will have to admit. Last night was pretty fun. At Maru, me and my Twin Muses split an appetizer and each ordered two orders of sushi. The appetizer was firecracker shrimp.  Of course, I got my usual, which was the Madagascar Roll, with the burn sauce on the side (since they don’t do that anymore unless you ask). My other one was the Sexy Bacon Roll. My Muse also got a Madagascar Roll with a Sexy Bacon Roll.  Twin Muse got a Madagascar Roll with a Cosmo Roll.

Along with the Sushi, we all got a dinner. We all got the Hibachi Teriyaki Glazed Chicken.

After the dinner, I went to Meijer and got her a card and two of the biggest boxes of chocolate that I could find. Sure, it cost me $60, but they were both worth it. When I was done shopping, the twins took care of theirs. We then all went home.

At home, we all signed our cards and exchanged them. I opened hers and Twin Muse’s and she and Twin Muse opened mine. I then got out the big heart-shaped box of chocolates for each of the twins. She and Twin Muse, of course, had to outdo me with an even BIGGER box, with a bouquet of roses.

After that, we all went to the bedroom, and we…kissed. First, it was with Muse.  And then Twin Muse got a turn.  That’s all we all did. Both Twin Muses took turns kissing me.  The clothes remained on, as I vow to remain pure through my wedding day. This includes fictional women.

Last night was fun. Yes, it was a date. But a purely fictional one. If anything, a simulation of what I can expect in the future.  Maybe not a date with two women, but only one.  Getting to reality, I am single, and fortunately there is a day to celebrate that. That day is today. And to all you couples out there, you’re not invited. For Single’s Awareness Day, it’s SINGLES only. Not couples. Your day was yesterday. Sorry.

Muse: Last night was fun, even though it was purely fictional.

Twin Muse:  I loved it too!  So much food and so much kissing…

It was quite enjoyable. At least I wasn’t alone.

Muse: And neither was I. Besides. I’m getting you ready for the real thing. When “she” comes along, won’t you want to be ready?

Twin Muse:  The truth is that both I and twinnie are getting you ready for your real girl that you meet, Kyle.  You do want to be ready, right?

Indeed I would. There is no substitute for the real thing, except for you two, of course.

Muse: And I’m the perfect substitute. One that is deeply in love with you.

Twin Muse:  And of course my love is much greater than my sister’s.  Admit it.  You enjoyed kissing me more last night, right?

But I am still single, since Intangibles don’t count. Happy Single’s Awareness Day…

Muse: Technically, they don’t. I know. Technically, I too am single, since I don’t have another Intangible to be with…But wasn’t last night fun? We should go on more dates…

Twin Muse:  Yeah, Intangibles don’t count.  I wish they did.  But you did have fun last night, didn’t you Kyle?  We should try another date but just us this time…

Maybe another time. But today, I need to get ready.  I have some Amazon Sunday packages to deliver…

Muse: I’ll let you do that. Get ready, then!

Twin Muse:  Get ready and then enjoy the weekend!

I will. But I need to end this, first.

Muse: I’ll let you. Time for a shower!

Twin Muse:  I already took one.  Time for breakfast!

Here’s today in a nutshell. Today, I will be delivering packages for Amazon Sunday and then enjoy the rest of the day off before Amazon Monday.  Anyway, time to get ready.

Today’s high is going be be 48 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying the gift of singleness.

To those of you who are still single like me, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: Have fun at home tonight!  Time for a shower…

Twin Muse:  I hope you have fun after work! Time for some cereal and some coffee!