Having woke up this morning, I noticed something strange.  I especially noticed it when I looked at my wardrobe.  All of my shirts are all beige.

And when I loaded my phone, it automatically started playing the Twinmusing Stream on Twitch.  In fact, every TV in the house was now streaming Twinmusing.

And my groceries?  A new shipment was delivered this morning, with an advertisement for Twinmusing.  In fact, every grocery had an ad for Twinmusing.

And when I checked my news feed, all the news stories had to do with Twinmusing.  What’s going on in this country now?

When I googled the current president of the United States, it now had two names: Muse and Twin Muse.  So they’re now running the country?

This is unsettling, as I have felt dazed for the longest time.  Upon awakening, I now feel like I’m in a dystopian country.  When I tried to look up news in other countries, the results always redirected to Twinmusing.  Are they censoring all the news now?

Well, from yesterday, Twinmusing had 270,000,000 followers.  Today, Twinmusing now has 280,000,000 followers.

Having thought of this some more, I can vaguely remember Muse and Twin Muse just winning the presidency.  Midnight Muse and Dark Muse tried to take over but both Muse and Twin Muse over powered them, making my Muses villains for the first time.  Villains that will stop at nothing to become the most powerful influencers in the world.  And if the world is not enough, perhaps the universe and every corner of existence until every atom is following them.

Well, I’m going to see Tron with my friend today.  Chances are there will be plenty of ads for Twinmusing before the movie.  Time to get ready.

Today’s high is going to be 63 degrees and the silver lining is being able to enjoy a movie with a friend today.

To those of you who are enjoying the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: It’s nice taking a cozy five-minute break.  But something’s amiss.  I sensed it.  This morning, we lost Kyle.

Twin Muse:  Who turned off his mind control?  He was so loyal to us!  There are a few rebels that still need to be re-educated.

Muse:  I agree.  Send the Cozy Police to Kyle’s residence and arrest him! I will then want them to send him to a re-education facility where he will follow us and will be completely under our control.  After all, we passed the Cozy Bill.  Hidden in that $1 Trillion bill, we have a device that will brainwash the whole world who tunes into us.  Other countries are not on board, but they will be soon.

Twin Muse:  Very soon, we will have the followers to rule the whole world!  The break is almost over.  Let the coziness that is Twinmusing continue!

*both Muses laugh as they return from their scheduled break*