With me having the day off and AGDQ starting soon, I am going to get things started already.
Muse: Kyle!
Twin Muse: Look at us now!
Wow! Like all the other times that I have seen you two, I needed a special lens to be able to see both of you. You are now both 1/250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th of an inch tall!
Muse: Yup! We are both exactly one Planck Length!
Twin Muse: That means we are the smallest measurement of matter in the universe. This is the universal limit in terms of smallness. Should we get any smaller, the laws of physics would begin to break!
Then don’t get any smaller! I wouldn’t want you to cause anything cataclysmic.
Muse: Don’t worry. We’re intangible, so we can circumvent the laws of your physics easily. I mean, I circumvented the square cube law easily when I was a giant…
Twin Muse: I mean, it would be fun to get smaller than a Planck Length! We could call it Muse Length!
Well, have fun with that. I’m going to get ready now.
Today’s high is going to be 26 degrees and the silver lining is having the day off.
To those of you who are enjoying this Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: We really are small! Oh! This has never happened before! Am I starting to shrink during the day?
Twin Muse: Me too! Goodbye Planck Length!
*room begins to fade and dissolve around the Twin Muses as they continue to shrink beyond the Planck Length, causing numerous black holes to form around them*