Easy in the sense that I’m already done with my shift today.
A little bit later, my friend will be coming over. It will be the same thing as Saturday. Some more Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD…
Muse: Did you say Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD? I love that game!
So you love that game? Since when did you get into video games?
Muse: Well, let me ask you this question. What planet are you from? I LOVE video games.
Just the simple platformers, right?
Muse: Nope! First person shooter, puzzle, racing…It doesn’t matter what it is. I’ll play it.
I’ll just remember to go easy on you, since you’re a girl gamer.
Muse: Easy, huh? That’s too bad, since I won’t go easy on you. I have already 100% beat Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD on Ganondorf Hero Mode. What’s taking you so long?
Well, I’ve just been very busy lately. And Ganondorf Hero Mode? That’s impressive!
Muse: Aren’t you playing on that difficulty?
Actually, it’s just regular mode.
Muse: Regular mode? That’s easy mode! Only little kids play easy mode! Witty baby Kyle not up to the challenge!
I could play on that difficulty if I wanted to. I just want to enjoy my playthrough.
Muse: That’s okay. I know that you’re just a noob. Wanna play me in Smash? I will totally pwn you with Cloud!
I’m not a noob, and I don’t want to play you in Smash right now.
Muse: You’re just afraid that you’ll lose to a woman! You are a noob at gaming!
A noob, huh? I have gotten every Star in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 and Super Mario 3D Land and World as well.
Muse: So did I, with ZERO deaths!
I also got 100 Super jumps and aced every story mode level in LittleBigPlanet 1, 2 and 3.
Muse: Come on! 100 Super Jumps is so easy!
Have you filled the Sky Pirate’s Den on Final Fantasy XII?
Muse: Yes! And I have played every Final Fantasy 100%. Have you gotten every sigil in Final Fantasy X? Have you beat the Dark Aeons and Penance?
No. I never played the International Version or the HD version.
Muse: Well I have, and I platinumed the HD version! Have you gotten Mr. Perfect in Mega Man 9 and 10? Have you beaten Contra 3 on Hard Mode without dying? Have you beaten Super Ghouls and Ghosts twice in a row? Have you beaten Battletoads without losing a single life? I have!
Okay. I get it! You’re a woman that’s a die-hard gamer. A very rare breed at that!
Muse: Rare indeed. The other gamers bore me. My fellow ladies don’t desire the kind of challenge that I want. For me, I’m up to the challenge. I’ll play the hardest mode and I’ll complete the game 100%. Now if you would excuse me. I’m going to 100% speedrun Yoshi’s Island…again!
*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*
Wow. I consider myself a gamer, but she’s in a league of her own. I don’t know what kind of friends she could make, since she would intimidate most men. Who would want to lose to a lady? With her loving a challenge, she would hate to have me throw it. Well, cheers for her loving games today! I wonder what she’ll be next?
Getting to today, my friend will be coming over a little later today. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Today’s high is going to be 47 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over tonight.
To those of you who love spending time with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Booya! I already completed the second world already. I rock…