What? A roast? Is he actually going to be cooking again? Are we going to see another “Homecooked Meal” segment?
If only that were true. I am not preparing for the roast of a meat, but for the roast of a person.
Roasts can be funny. They poke fun at a person, especially one who is quite experienced and has done a lot in their profession. The one that I am roasting is someone in my Toastmasters club.
Muse: A roast? Did you say roast? Where is it? I’m hungry!
Not that kind of roast. I’m roasting a person.
Muse: You are? Gross! You’re actually going to eat a person?
No. Roasting in this sense means you’re making fun of the person. Something that I do to you all the time.
Muse: Hey! That’s not nice! Anyway, can you give me some of that roast?
No. And I don’t have much time today. I need to prepare for it.
Muse; But I want a roast! I’m hungry! Give me a roast, now!
I better get Little Miss Whiny Muse what she wants….
Muse: Roast beef? Yum! Tee hee! Thanks! Om nom nom nom!
Happy now?
Muse: Yes! Now can I….
No. You don’t get any seconds.
Muse: Aww….All right. You’re no fun….
There. I had to give her that or there would be no end to her whining. As for the roast that I’m preparing, I need to have it ready for next Tuesday.
For today, it’s going to be a little warmer, with a high of 71. The silver lining will be making more progress on my second book. I hope to do this, since I have not been able to lately.
To all of you who like to watch roasts, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I want more roast beef NOW! That’s it! I’m going to Arby’s!