Today I’m going to take it easy and…great. There’s that Android again that’s going to enforce more hard labor…
Android: You are free to go. Leader’s orders.
What?! No hard labor today?
Android: That was their orders. Set him free.
Are you okay? I thought I was under an evil new world order.
???: Not anymore!
*both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse appear*
What? It’s Muse but you still look like Midnight Muse!
Midnight Muse: You idiot! You will stop what you’re doing this instant!
(Muse): And what are you going to do about it?
Dark Muse: I agree. They both need to stop now!
(Twin Muse): Why would we do that? After all, our plan worked out perfectly!
Plan? Would you care to explain?
(Muse): Indeed! Both me and my twin counterpart both had a backup plan in the event that we were ever taken over by our evil twin counterparts by mind control. We still had complete control and were both capable of overriding their functions at any time.
(Twin Muse): So we just let them carry on their evil deeds with the whole world conquest thing. Little did they know that we were going to set things back to normal.
Dark Muse: No! How can this be? Neither of us could sense you inside!
(Muse): And that’s the beauty of the plan. We were able to remain stealth inside. Did you really think that we would just let you win? Both ma and my twin counterpart are way too intelligent for that!
(Twin Muse): Indeed!
Midnight Muse: But we still rule the world! What are you going to do inside?
(Muse): This. Kyle, here’s all your One Privileges back.
*Midnight Muse flashes and sends beam of energy to me*
Nice. This could quite simply be the easiest finale ever!
(Twin Muse): And it’s time for a blip!
*Dark Muse puts the Infinity Gauntlet on and snaps her finger again*
(Twin Muse): There. The half of humanity that was gone is now restored.
Dark Muse: You insolent fool! Stop with your tampering now!
(Twin Muse): Do you want to do the honors, my twin counterpart?
(Muse): Certainly! Both you and Dark Muse are no longer permitted to inhabit the construct of our neural network. Extricate yourselves from both of us at once!
Midnight Muse: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Dark Muse: THIS CAN’T BE!!!!
*both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse flash, leaving Muse and Twin Muse, which transform back to their original forms*
Muse: Do you want to do the honors, Kyle?
Certainly. Midnight Muse and Dark Muse, both of you are banished from earth. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
Midnight Muse: This isn’t the last of us!
Dark Muse: For certain, it won’t be!
*both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse vanish in a cloud of smoke*
Muse: There’s something that still needs to be done. I don’t know about you, my twin counterpart but I am not too fond of an iron fisted dictatorship over this whole world. There is not a single house anywhere but only large apartment complexes. Our mansion is the only real house that exists.
Twin Muse: Indeed. A construct of communism is not suitable for the original state of this planet. Kyle, I think you can take things from here.
And I will. Everything in this world is back to normal. One Privilege, ENGAGE!
*world flashes and everything is back to normal*
There. What a nice end to this story arc. Time to get ready!
Muse: And we will return to our Star Trek Marathon where we left off!
Twin Muse: Not before I order another mocha espresso that the barista WILL make in the shape of Spock’s head! Spock espresso, here I come!
*both Muse and Twin Muse vanish in a beam of light*
Well, it’s time for me to get ready and enjoy the rest of this day. The lazy weekend continues now.
Today’s high is going to be 25 degrees and the silver lining is having another day to relax.
To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Time to continue the Star Trek marathon! I have have all the snacks curated!
Twin Muse: And I have my Spock espresso! *sips coffee* Ah Spock. You taste just as good as I remembered. Commence the next episode!