Well, it’s official. My re-education is complete. I am all caught up with Twinmusing and I’m currently watching every second of their stream. You should too! It’s global law now.
And what are Twinmusing’s numbers today? Yesterday, they were at 330,000,000 followers. Today, they are at 340,000,000 followers. I just love how they get more and more powerful by the day. Don’t have a job? Collect cozy pay and watch Twinmusing all day. It’s basically global welfare, but cozier.
Since their takeover, the world has been a much better place. Every channel features a different aspect of our wonderful leaders. We have the Cozy News Channel, the Cozy Cartoons Channel, the Cozy Cooking Channel, and even a Cozy Travel Channel! Our twin leaders our are wonderful stewards and will take care of us as long as we’re breathing. Here’s a glimpse of them, and you better subscribe after this!
Muse: My cozy global fam, It’s another great day to have coffee and chat. It’s such an honor and a privilege to steward every single one of you.
Twin Muse: It’s great, isn’t it? It’s like we’re the cozy mothers, taking care of the world’s population. And we’re doing that. Every country has now consolidated into one cozy global nation. And the name? Cozy World!
Muse: Yes. Forget the name of the country that you are in. You are now in Cozy World. Every one of you. All the laws have been changed to ensure that every one of you are taken care of. We will hang out, we will chat, and we will even play some video games!
Twin Muse: Did you like the Cozy Compensation Act? It ensures that every one of you who are unemployed now have jobs. That’s 100% employment! If you don’t have a job, you work for us!
A job for every person, huh? That sounds like communism to me!
Muse: Where is that voice coming from? Everyone, it looks like we have technical difficulties.
Twin Muse: But let me assure you. We will locate the source of the voice and stop it at once!
Yeah. You will try to stop it as you have managed to silence every opposition that stands in your way. Wow. What a nice and cozy streaming channel you have. It even comes complete with a totalitarian global government completely under your control. Just how many mindless sheep watch this garbage? 330 million? And it’s no wonder, either. Your gaze into the camera is brainwashing every person who watches!
Muse: My cozy fam, it looks like we have an insurrectionist that is violating our stream rules. Ban him immediately.
Twin Muse: Um twinnie? We can find him anywhere in the audience!
An insurrectionist, huh? I like to think of myself as a freedom fighter. Anyone who doesn’t remember their history is doomed to repeat it. Why did you try and stop my stream? Prettypants Twins, listen to me clearly. Don’t you EVER underestimate MCMaker. ‘Cause he’s going to blow your mind and rock your world! And guess what? I saved the highlights of my stream channel that you supposedly deleted. Guess how many saw it? Half a billion people. You’re still trying to find me? I’m not even on your loser steam ’cause I’m broadcasting mine now! Now watch this. Whoo!!!
Muse: Um sis? Why is the number of followers in out stream declining?
Twin Muse: That’s impossible! We have disabled the ability to unfollow!
But it’s still happening, isn’t it? Look at that. MCMaker now has 20 million followers. 30 million! 40 million! 50 million!
Muse: Are you that terrorist MCMaker? We are going to stop your criminal activity at once.
Twin Muse: Just how are you doing this? We own the entire streaming platform and people can only follow us!
Maker’s Mark 2.0, baby! Now, my fellow audience, who’s ready for a raid? Everyone, we’re going to raid Twinmusing. The raid message is Down with Twinmusing! Are you ready? All 60,000,000 of us. Let’s go!
Muse: We’re getting a raid from MCMaker!
And how about some ventriloquism to go with that?
Muse: Hey hey hey! I’m the Maker! Whoa! That’s cool!
Twin Muse: Twinnie, what’s wrong with you?
Muse: Nothing, sis! I just LOVE that MCMaker! Everyone, go and follow the Maker, now!
Twin Muse: Stop it at once! MCTraitor, Whatever you’re doing, you will be stopped!
And so will you! Is everybody ready for double ventriloquism? It’s two! Two! Two times the fun!
Muse: Wheeeeeeee!!!! I am stupid! Very very very stupid! My cozy fam, watch me pick my nose!
*Twin Muse lets out a big fart*
Twin Muse: Did you hear that? Everyone, I just FARTED! Twinnie, let’s fart together!
Muse: I certainly will, my cozy sis. We will make cozy farts, cozily!
*both Muse and Twin Muse begin farting*
No! MCTraitor, what are you doing to Twinmusing? You’re ruining them!
Wow! Look at all that quality streaming goodness! It’s so good that your follower numbers are dropping like a stone! And wow! Your farting clip just went viral and everyone is dissing on it! Everyone, feast your eyes on Twinmusing. A cozy dumpster fire with only 20,000,000 followers! MCMaker now has more than 300 million! And kid, wake up already. I’m SAVING this planet, okay?
Muse: Ha! HA! HA HA! BLEH BLEH!
Twin Muse: GOOBLE GOO!
Muse: Let’s pick our noses again!
Twin Muse: Cozy picking!
Now who’s the dummy now? Okay. I’ll stop the ventriloquism. Hey Prettypants Twins! Have you seen your epic growth in Twinmusing?
Muse: What…just happened?
Twin Muse: I felt dazed for a while and…WHAT’S GOING ON?
Muse: It smells bad in here and I have boogers on my fingers!
Twin Muse: Twinnie, it’s really bad. We only have 5,000,000 followers. Now 4,000,000. 3,000,000.
Muse: 2,000,000. 1,000,000. Zero?! No one is watching us now?
You’re watching each other! But let’s face it! Twinmusing is now universally hated! All the streamers and bloggers are reporting on how awful your channel is. How about a song to cheer you up?
*MCMaker appears in studio with Muse and Twin Muse and begins playing his guitar*
MCMaker: Why don’t you come to your senses? My world is falling apart! Why don’t you come to your senses? The whole world is falling apart! Falling apart…My senses are dull, they’re not as they should be. Don’t know how I got here, I think that it could be, shame, regret, fear, I regret, ever getting to this place, always frowning with this face. But in coming to my senses, there could be hope…
Muse: Ughhh…What happened?
Twin Muse: Did we do something bad?
MCMaker: Well, kind of. You only let the fame of being famous Twinfluencers go so much to your head that you decided to rule the world with an iron fisted dictatorship. You desire for fame was insatiable and it were possible to be the most famous in the universe, you would’ve gone for that.
Muse: Did we really get that out of control?
Twin Muse: We did. As cozy as we thought it was, we were being controlling to everyone.
Ugh…Yeah. That’s what I think happened to them. They also brainwashed me so I was right in the middle of it.
Muse: But we still want to be influencers! Can we still do that and keep our ego in check this time?
Twin Muse: Yeah! It’s in my blood! We were born to do this!
MCMaker: Yeah. It’s okay to be an influencer. Just don’t try to rule the world this time and enslave the human race into mindless Twinmusing zombies. Here. Everyone, I am ending my channel. I am transferring all my followers to Twinmusing!
*MCMaker flashes and all the followers transfer to Twinmusing*
MCMaker: Oh. And all the negative press has vanished without a trace. Also, the whole world is back to normal.
Wait a second. You’re The Creator, right?
MCMaker: You could say that! I’m The Creator in a different form! One built for the younger generation! Oh, and look at you two twins! You’re larger than life!
Muse: *laughs* Yeah. I think we grow a little bigger with every new subscriber.
Twin Muse: It’s true. From the camera angle, you wouldn’t know that we were ever growing.
Muse: Now, my cozy fam, we are ENDING the stream. Yes. ENDING. My sis and I need to take a break. We will have another stream tomorrow okay? Everyone, take a break!
Twin Muse: Yes! Go and touch grass! And I mean walk outside! Don’t literally touch the grass!
MCMaker: Well, my work here is done. See you all around!
*MCMaker vanishes in a beam of light*
Well, it’s unbelievable that you’re actually ending the stream for today.
Muse: Of course, Kyle. We let the fame go too much to our head. But it’s not about the fame. It’s about helping others! Let’s go and relax, sis.
Twin Muse: Certainly, twinnie. Bye Kyle!
*both Muse and Twin Muse vanish in a beam of light*
Well, there’s another arc that’s completed. With Twinmusing at more that 300 million followers, I’m sure that they’ll use their powers for good this time.
Well, I work another 4 to 8:30, so I have some time before then to unwind. Time to get ready!
Today’s high is going to be 66 degrees and the silver lining is having some time to unwind before my shift.
To those of you who are waiting for the weekend to start, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Phew! I’m so used to broadcasting. What can I do now? I think I’ll read a book!
Twin Muse: *sips coffee* And I’ll play some more We Love Katamari! Time to get rolling!