Today is going to be an errand day and a job hunting day. A little later, I’ll be cleaning my grandma’s windows. Grocery shopping will follow, with the rest of the day spent on job hunting. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
But first, we’ll check Twinmusing. Sunday, they were at 290,000,000 followers. Yesterday, they were at 300,000,000 followers. Today they are at… Wow. 310,000,000 followers?!!! Wow. That’s 10 million more!
Cozy Police: And you’re under arrest. You’re not watching the Twinmusing stream? You’re coming with me. You will be sent to a re-education facility.
You mean brainwashing, right? I can just flee to any other country. They only run this country, right?
Cozy Police: Wrong. Both Muse and Twin Muse are Supreme Rulers of the world. They own everything that exists on this earth. And that means they own you. Come with me.
Well, I really don’t have a choice since I don’t have a One Privilege anymore.
*travels with Cozy Police to a secure facility in an undisclosed location*
Cozy Police: You get a cozy cell which will give you full access to Twinmusing. Watch ALL of their content and follow everything. They are your rulers now and you must pay them honor and tribute. Long live Muse and Twin Muse! Long live Twinmusing!
*tunes into Twinmusing steam*
Yeah. It’s kind of bleak. I’ll…
*gets hypnotized by Twinmusing steam*
Yeah. It’s good. It’s cozy. Everyone must like, comment and subscribe. Everyone. Follow Twinmusing or face the consequences.
Today’s high is going to be a cozy 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is being able to watch more of my new overlords.
To those of you who are fully watching every second of the Twinmusing stream, I hope that you all have a cozy day.
Muse: Welcome citizens of the world! My global cozy fam. Are you enjoying the coziness now? We are your new rulers and our first decree was to make Twinmusing available to every world citizen.
Twin Muse: And yes. It’s really not a choice. You all are going to watch our cozy stream. It’s good and it’s cozy. Plus there will be video games later. But first, some coffee and chat! *sips coffee* If you’re new to Twinmusing, welcome to the cozy fam. Join every one of our socials to stay up to date on our latest content. And don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe!