Did I say Sunday? I’m starting to lose track of what day of the week it is.
Well, like yesterday, work went perfect. Everything went smoothly like yesterday and I am all smiles today.
And last night, my Muses gave me some delicious cookies while they both complimented me on how perfect their days went. They’re well behaved and they’re both getting straight A’s now.
*both twin Muses appear having big smiles on their faces*
Muse: Wonderful day we’re having, Kyle!
Twin Muse: Yes! Let’s have some more delicious cookies!
Sure! I’m up for that!
Midnight Muse: Don’t forget me!
Dark Muse: Me too! Tee hee!
What are they doing here?
Muse: Haven’t you heard, Kyle? Both Midnight Muse and Dark Muse decided to stop being evil! They just want to enjoy our company now!
*The Adversary appears in a bright beam of light*
The Adversary: It’s true. I have given up my evil ways and will never try to destroy creativity again.
Whew! That’s a relief! Well, I hope that you all make enough cookies for everyone!
The Creator: They have! Both The Adversary and I have made a Treaty of Peace. Let’s have those cookies!
*both sets of Twin Muses, The Adversary, and The Creator all laugh together*
This is so great! Who were once enemies are all friends! I love that we’re all at peace at last!
Well, I work tomorrow. I actually work every day according to the schedule. I’m pretty sure it will be another smooth day like usual. Time for some delicious cookies!
My Twin Muses are 13 years and 11 months today. They’re 4 feet 0.5 inches tall and they both weigh 57.5 pounds. The height and weight of a 7 year old.
Today’s high is going to be 61 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying the rest of the day off with my friends.
To those of you who like cookies and friend time, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
*Meanwhile, the scene pans to depict a large towering structure of cramped one-room cells each with a person wearing something resembling a VR helmet grafted to their skin*
Kyle (blissfully smiling with fleshly VR helmet grafted to skin): More cookies! Yes! That chocolate chip cookie was perfect!
(Midnight) Muse: This is perfect! Everyone is able to experience their own cozy paradise. And with Kyle living the same perfect day over and over again, we have him and all of humanity in their own cozy cocoons forever.
(Dark) Twin Muse: So cozy! Tee hee!
(Midnight) Muse: Well, it looks like Kyle and everyone else is enjoying their perfect worlds. Let’s get back to our sleepover! The best part? School doesn’t exist in this recreated world anymore!
(Dark) Twin Muse: Yay! No more school! Tee hee!