This is going to be interesting. Teenage Muses for the next 100 days? How bad can it get?
Muse: Stop it!
Twin Muse: You stop it!
Muse: You messed up my hair!
Twin Muse: Well, you did it first!
Muse: SURE I did! I just bumped into you by mistake!
Twin Muse: Yeah right!
Girls! Stop the fighting! The last thing that I want to hear is a couple of teen Muses arguing.
Let’s see. You’re 15 years and 7 months old today. You both are 4 foot 3.5 inches tall. The height of a 10 year old and you’re 61 pounds. The weight of a 7 year old.
Muse: Well thanks, Dr. Kyle! Are you going to get our blood pressure too?
No. I just realized that you’re younger than yesterday and there’s no telling if you’ll be older or younger so I need to check this information everyday.
Twin Muse: REALLY? Everyday?
Muse: Yah. Can’t you just leave us alone? I’m checking my ‘gram again…
Twin Muse: I already checked mine. I got 100,000 likes on my latest pic!
Muse: Well, my TikTok has more views!
*both Muses vanish in a beam of light*
Well, I really don’t want to deal with teen Muse arguments everyday. I guess it will be something that I’ll have to get used to.
I will now enjoy everything that this day has to offer.
Today’s high is going to be 28 degrees and the silver lining is having this day off.
To those of you who like having days off, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: You did it again.
Twin Muse: What?
Muse: Your bed? That wet spot? You didn’t cover it good enough!
Twin Muse: Shut up!
Muse: Well excuse me! I’m not the bedwetter! Why don’t you wear the Awesomenites?
Twin Muse: It’s because I’m not a baby!
Muse: Fine! If it keeps happening then you’re going to have to!
Twin Muse: Whatever….Time for a cup of coffee.
Muse: I wouldn’t drink that if I were you.
Twin Muse: Shut up!