What is the plan for today? Well, with me working tomorrow and Saturday, this is the calm before the storm. I do not work today but I have 8-3 shifts for the next two days in a row. With that, today will be a lot more chill.
Now what’s this about sushi? I’m just about to get to that. For today, I will be playing some Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom with my brother watching. We will then go to Fuji Sushi and use our Christmas gift cards to get our first sushi for the year. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Muse: Sushi? That sounds good!
Twin Muse: It totes does! Can we come and have sushi too!
I don’t see why not. Why are you both smiling like that? It’s starting to creep me out.
Muse: Kyle, thank you for the wonderful Thanksgiving dinner and AWESOME Christmas gifts!
Twin Muse: Yes! I loved the fun gifts! Tee hee!
Tee hee? Okay. Now I know that something is totally off.
Muse: What’s wrong, Kyle? Don’t you like our appearances? Oh. You can’t see them, huh? We’ll take our disguises off, now!
*both Muses flash very brightly*
Muse: That’s better. Do you love the new makeover? All of my wonderful neighbors helped make it possible.
Twin Muse: Yeah! All those people! Tee hee!
Yeah. And now you both are flashing brighter than Christmas decorations.
Muse: Yeah. Isn’t it great? It’s because of all the cozy power that’s flowing through me. Every second, new clones are being produced. They then go to another universe, outgrow it and perform a makeover, turning it into a Heeheeverse. They then return inside of me, giving me more cozy power. Every day, this is been happening. Isn’t it great?
Twin Muse: I’m flashing too…Tee hee!
Well, you haven’t gotten to this planet yet. Everything is still normal here!
Muse: That’s where you’re wrong. I guess I’ll take the Earth’s disguise off, too.
*Earth flashes and transforms into a planet full of holding cells*
Muse: I didn’t want you to suspect anything, so I kept everything cozy and normal, just for you. I figured if you were just content with what you were seeing, I wouldn’t make any changes to it. Besides, we were both able to enjoy a wonderful Thanksgiving and Christmas. And now, you get to be my slave for eternity. Isn’t it great? You have your own cozy cell with your wonderful ruler standing before you. And I kept the world normal for you! Wasn’t that nice?
But it was only a VR construct of some kind of framework. You fooled me into thinking that this was the actual world. Why go through all the trouble? Why not just keep me in your “cozy” cell from the get go?
Muse: Why? Because I didn’t want you to know about the makeover yet! It is now too late, as I am now about to have control over every universe. New clones, more power. Every second. Isn’t it great?
Twin Muse: The power is YUMMY! Tee hee!
And what if I just wanted to stop you like last time?
Muse: And why would you want to stop me? Embrace the cozyness of your wonderful new ruler. Are going to argue with me? It’s okay. I’ll just give you a makeover and you’ll totally be under my control. Kay?
No. I’m not going to be under your control.
*begins to flash as body begins to transform into a new outfit*
I will not…be under your…Control? Wow! This is a wonderful vibe! I’m going to chill in my cozy room forever, kay?
Muse: There we go! I was starting to get worried. But all is cozy now…
???: Cozy? I’m not cozy!
Muse: Who said that?
Melvin: Me! Melvin! My cell is not cozy and neither am I! I tried to fix the cozyness at the factory but was unsuccessful.
Muse: The factory? You are so not allowed in the factory. And if it’s a cozy problem that you have, then I’ll fix it.
Melvin: I think the cozyness problem is with…you. Maybe I can make you more cozy! I learned a lot about cozyness!
Muse: More cozy? Sorry, but I can’t be any more cozy that I already am.
Melvin: Nonsense! You can never have enough cozyness. Here. I have some cozy cream to apply to both of you…
*Melvin touches both Muse and Twin Muse*
Muse: What…Huh…? What did you just do?
Melvin: Made you more cozy!
*both Muse begin to violently flash*
Muse: You fool! I can feel all the power about to burst. This is SO not a good time! I’m not gonna lie!
Twin Muse: I don’t like this! Tee hee!
Melvin: Well, perhaps I can take my disguise off now…
*Melvin flashes, transforming into The Creator*
The Creator: Your insatiable greed is intolerable to me. You thought that one universe was enough so you decided to take over multiple ones? It is futile. The factory has blown up so your power supply has been cut off…
*Muses continue to flash, as large beams of energy begin to escape them*
Muse: You are totes not going to get away with this!
Twin Muse: No! Tee hee!
The Creator: And why would I let you wallow in your pride while the entire world is in ignorance of what you have done? It ends today. All of your folly!
*Twilight Muse and Dark Muse escape Muse and Twin Muse*
Twilight Muse: No! All I wanted was a cozy rule over everything!
Dark Muse: And I wanted yummy lights to eat! Tee hee!
The Creator: Enjoy your “cozy” rule over nothing with the guardian that I have cast out. But don’t worry! It’s going to be cozy!
Twilight Muse: This is not a good time! The Adversary is going to be mad! Thousands of years in the quantum realm all lost quickly…
Dark Muse: No! Tee hee!
*both Muses vanish in faded beams of light*
Wait! Why did you get rid of my cozy ruler?
The Creator: Her manipulation over you is now gone. Come to your senses!
Huh? Whoa…Did you just save the world again? Well, it still looks like a planet full of cozy prison cells…
The Creator: Everything is back to normal!
*planet flashes, transforming back into a normal Earth*
Muse: Whoa…I can still remember her control…
Twin Muse: And Thanksgiving…And Christmas…Whoa! Thank you, creator!
The Creator: You are both welcome. My work here is done. Continue with the story!
*The Creator vanishes in a powerful beam of light*
Well, as I was saying, I am going to enjoy some sushi later on.
My twin Muses are 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th of an inch tall today. Time to get ready now.
Today’s high is going to be 30 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying sushi with my brother on my day off.
To those of you who like to celebrate the new year with sushi, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I can’t wait until sushi later on! I’m glad that those dark muses were finally dealt with!
Twin Muse: Same here! No more thoughts of children shows and those immature thoughts that the Dark Muse had! Time to continue on my Hero Mode file of Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom! *sips coffee*