And with this morning’s Webex DEC meeting over, it’s now time to relax.
In looking outside, it’s pretty mild. It’s wet and slushy, with sprinkles of rain…
Muse: And lots of people to save. After this last person, I think I’m done for a while.
You are? Good. How does it feel to save someone almost every minute of the day?
Muse: I actually enjoy it very much. I never tire from saving those in need. I guess it’s my super strength that helps me with this. And I think you’re exaggerating. It’s not every second…
Well, it feels that way.
Muse: Well, there’s a break now, so I guess that I can relax as well…
???: Don’t get too comfortable, Mighty Moron.
Mighty Mistress: It’s you! The Dark Damsel! Haven’t you had enough already? Or do I need to teach you another lesson?
Dark Damsel: I think that you need to be taught a lesson, stupid hero. You think you look cute in that costume, with all that spandex…
Mighty Mistress: I wouldn’t be one to talk, Dark Damsel! Look at your costume! It’s like you copied my costume but used darker colors!
Dark Damsel: So? I’m not here to have an argument about fashion. I’m just here to tell you this. You better surrender, Wonder Idiot!
Surrender? Why would she surrender? This is the Mighty Mistr…
Dark Damsel: Shut up! I didn’t ask for the peanut gallery. Now, Little Miss Superhero, I suggest that you quit because you’re greatly outnumbered.
Mighty Mistress: Outnumbered? How can you be so sure? You are clearly bluffing.
Dark Damsel: You think I am, huh? I just started a league of villains. And with them by my side, you will surrender!
Mighty Mistress: And why are you telling me this? Wait. Don’t tell me! It’s customary for a villain to divulge all of their evil schemes before they carry them out!
Dark Damsel: And what does it matter, Rogue Dork? You may be able to foil my plans, but together, you cannot stop us! Mark my words, Mighty Mudpit!
Mighty Mistress: It’s Mighty Mistress, Dense Damsel!
Dark Damsel: How insolent and rude! If you’re just going to resort to name calling, I am leaving. Just remember. You cannot stop the Lethal Lady League! You can’t! Farewell, losers! Tee hee…
*Dark Damsel flies into the sky and vanishes in a puff of smoke*
What was that all about? Dark Damsel? Is that the Dark Muse?
Muse: She is. And that is what’s shocking about her.
How can it be? The Dark Muse is immature and childish!
Muse: That may be true, but you have to remember. This is her transformation.
Transformation?
Muse: Yes Kyle. Just as I have transformations every 100-day cycle, she does too. After all, the body that she’s in is just a clone of me…
You’re right, but she doesn’t always experience them.
Muse: Well the truth is…she actually avoids them…
Muses can actually do that?
Muse: Not exactly. Every Muse transforms every 100 days. It’s part of our DNA. We’re made up of ideas, and new ideas keep us healthy. The older forms join world inside of us, along with the ideas…
You mean the ideas that you consume for nourishment…
Muse: Yes. Unlike tangibles like you, ideas remain inside of us and add to our world. They are never digested.
Then how does she avoid 100-day cycles?
Muse: She may be a Muse, but she’s really a bad idea living inside one. Because of this, she has a darker form. She doesn’t always follow the rules, very much like a child that doesn’t mind…
That may be the case, but she can’t escape the rules forever…
Muse: But she tries to. Remember when I became an evil Muse? That was her transformation, not mine.
But she was inside you when it happened! That means…
Muse: I missed out on a transformation because of her. As a result, she became the worst terror anyone could ever imagine…
A terror that I hope stays in that abyss. We cannot have her breaking out!
Muse: And she won’t. I have superpowers that are beneficial. It is my sworn duty to protect you and the world.
Then this Dark Muse…This is her first transformation, isn’t it?
Muse: Second. The first one was in my body…
First independent one, then. How can an immature Muse become something that powerful?
Muse: Shocking, isn’t it? I wouldn’t underestimate the transformations. They aid her just like they aid me. Now if you would excuse me…
Another person to save?
Muse: No. I need to be alone. Please, if you would…
I’ll let you have your privacy. Enjoy your evening!
Muse: I will. Enjoy yours, Kyle!
*Muse kisses me on the cheek and I kiss her back*
Muse: Have a wonderful night!
*Muse flies into the sky and vanishes in a flash of light*
Interesting. The Dark Damsel enters the scene with rumors of a league of supervillains. I hope that the rumors aren’t true. This is starting to sound like a comic book…
Getting back to what I said before, it may be wet, but a storm is about to begin. Overnight, there’s supposed to be six inches of snow. The storm is about to begin…
Today’s high is going to be 40 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying this day off.
To those of you who are enjoying this wet and slushy Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I could almost feel it before she came. I didn’t want it to come to this, but I need more help. Marvelous Muses, unite!
Miss Muse: You called?
Pretty Penny: Need some capital for a better hideout? Consider it done, Miss!
Cold Feet (hiding in the corner): What’s the use of calling me? I’ll only let the team down…
Praying Princess: We have one ally that the Lethal Lady League doesn’t have. We have the Lord!
Wonderwing: Need a little magic from me? I’ll turn those villains into anything you want! Tee hee!
Queen Cellulite: You in trouble, toothpick girl? Well you got the Queen of Cellulite right here! I’ll sit on that whole league for you! Ha ha!
Meanwhile…
Tee Hee Girl: When can I go? When can I go? Is it my turn yet? Is it? Huh? Is it huh? Can I play with them? Please? Please? Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Calm down, missy. I’ll let you play a nice game of hide and seek. You are it, and I want you to go after that Mighty Moron, okay? But spy on their place while you’re doing that!
Tee Hee Girl: Tee hee! I will! I love sneaking and hiding and playing! Tee hee! Here I go! Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Hey Pampered Princess! I need a little more of your money!
Pampered Princess: Quiet! I’m watching my favorite show! The one with the pretty ponies. Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Isn’t that show recording anyway? You can just pause it. Now, I need more of that money to fund this lair…
Pampered Princess: Servants, do what she says! And change me, now! It’s a commercial!
Intangible Servant: Right away, Big Little Miss!
Pampered Princess: And don’t forget to use the gold ones!
Intangible Servant: Yes yes! Anything for you, Miss!
Dark Damsel: What a spoiled brat. But she has the money I need, and that’s all that matters. Tee hee…Diffidentina! Where are you?!
Diffidentina: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-right h-h-here…tee hee…
Dark Damsel: You don’t need to be shy…Actually, on second thought, you do. Your shy powers will prove useful against Mighty Misfit…
Tinkertantrum: Don’t forget my powers! My magic will make her disappear! Tee hee!
Demini: But let me eat their light first! It’s so yummy! Tee hee!
Dark Damsel: Silence! You will all have your chance. Now, if you would excuse me…
*Dark Damsel enters a private room*
Dark Damsel: Beastra, don’t worry. We will free you from that abyss soon. This world will be ours! Tee hee hee hee hee!!!!