Ladies and gentlemen, does THIS look like Spring to you?!
Urrr! I am so sick of snow! I want snow to die! I want it buried! I want it burned! I never want to see a single snow flake again!
I thought that Spring was supposed to be a season of new life. A season full of green grass and flowers of every color. A season of rain and sun. But that is not the case. All the green, all the flowers and all the hopes of Spring are buried under a blanket of snow. How must longer must I deal with snow? This winter was long enough! Must we suffer any longer?
Muse: Snow? You have snow? I want snow now! Tee hee!
No! I don’t want it to snow any more!
Muse: I want the snow to be pretty and sprinkled with gold dust. It will be the expensiveist snow ever! Tee hee!
*entire landscape is covered in snow and gold dust*
Muse: I will now play in the snow! Tee hee!
I don’t even want to touch it!
Muse: Yes, you will! Tee hee! Make me a snowman now or I’ll turn you into one!
*sigh* For the sake of my survival, I must do what she says….
Here’s your snowman! Are you happy?!
Muse: It’s not big enough!
Well, you’re a giant! How can it be big enough for you?
Muse: Make a bigger one, now! Or I’m going to turn you into a pretty snowman! Tee hee!
Okay. *sigh* I wish this snow would go away….
Muse: There’s not enough snow for me to make a snow angel! Snow harder!
*an enormous blizzard happens dumping hundreds of feet of snow on the ground*
Urgh! I’m buried!
Muse: There! Just enough for a snow angel. Tee hee!
Here’s your bigger snowman, okay?
Muse: I think you mean “snow lady”. Tee hee! It’s still a little small. I can make a bigger one! Tee hee!
What do you mean small? That’s the biggest one that I can make! I needed a crane to move the snow. It took me forever!
Muse: But I can do it faster and bigger! Tee hee! There! Done!
Whoa! That snowman is gigantic!
Muse: And I can bring it to life, too so it can play with me! You’re way too small to play with. Snowman, come to life, now!
Snowman: What am I doing here?
Muse: I brought you to life and you’re going to play with me, silly!
Snowman: What do you want to play?
Muse: I dunno! I’ll think of something. Tee hee! For now, I would like there to be more pretty stones in the snow now! Rubies! Diamonds! Emeralds! The most expensiveist stones in the world!
A living snowman? Now I’ve seen everything.
Muse: I thought of what I wanted to play. Let’s play hide and seek! And you’re it, you big silly snowman! Tee hee!
Snowman: Okay…. *snowman covers his eyes with his glove-covered hands* What do I count to?
Muse: 100! The game starts now! Tee hee!
Snowman: Um, 1, 40, 70, 86….
Muse: Oh no….That silly snowman doesn’t know how to count. I better find a hiding place fast! Tee hee!
Snowman: 100! Ready or not, here I come!
Ghost Muse: There! I found you! What are you doing out here?
*sigh* I had to make a snowman for Little Miss Princess Muse.
Ghost Muse: Don’t you mean Big Miss? She looks like she’s 1000 feet tall. And you made that snowman?
She made it. And she made it come to life, too.
Ghost Muse: Well, let’s sneak away while we have the chance. I’ll take you home, okay?
Please do. I don’t want to touch any more of this wretched snow….
Ghost Muse: There. You’re home now. I’ll leave you alone since you’re still mad about the snow, okay?
*Ghost Muse leaves room*
I don’t want to say anything else about the snow. For now, I am just going to pretend like it’s not there.
Today’s high is going to be a depressing 35 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.
To those of you who hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE snow, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: That snowman is taking too long to find me. I’m going to make both of us grow a lot bigger! Tee hee hee hee hee! Wheeeee!!!!