Me & My Muse – Day 69: Tis the Day for Writing

I am on a mission.  And that mission is to write as much as I can for my two stories.  And nothing’s going to stop….


Muse:  Whatcha doing?

I was just about to end this entry and get started on my stories.

Muse:  So you’re going to make another lazy entry?  Nah-ah!  Not this time!  I’m not gonna let you!

So you’re just going to keep stalling me and get me more and more annoyed?

Muse:  Yup!  Because you were a jerk the other night!

Explain to me how I was a jerk.  All I wanted to do was have fun.

Muse:  And that fun was expressed by speaking a language that no one understood.  How is that fun to anyone else besides you?

Exactly my point.  I wanted to have fun with my new language.

Muse:  You mean old language?  That story of yours has been around since 1997….

Well the words were new.  A lot of them were, and they were fun to say.

Muse:  Yes.  Fun to an audience that doesn’t understand Zorpozian! That’s excellent entertainment, genius!

Can we just drop it?  I want to end this and get started on my writing….

Muse:  Nice try!  I’m not going back in your head until we have a nice discussion!

You mean a long one?  I don’t have time for long discussions today!

Muse:  I do!  And you just lied!  You DO have time!  You just don’t want to make the time!  Tee hee!  Am I right?

*sigh* Yes.  So, what do you want to talk about, Miss Staller?

Muse:  How about that sushi we ate last night?  I ate way more than you!  Oh, that’s right!  I’m a Intangible!  Tee hee!

Yes.  Intangibles can eat any of our food and it’s like eating air.  What else is new?

Muse:  What about dessert?  I ate 5 orders of dessert nachos….weakling!

Weakling?  First of all, I would like to say that eating five orders of dessert nachos is impossible, unless you weighed 800 pounds.  I could barely eat half of one with my brother!  Just look at it!

Feast your eyes on 1,690 calories of pure sugar and fat.  That’s 73 grams of fat and 141 grams of sugar.  That’s almost 9 and a half tablespoons of sugar.  Dividing all these numbers in half, that’s 845 calories, 36.5 grams of fat and 70.5 grams of sugar, or 4 and three quarters of a tablespoon of sugar.

Muse:  And 0 of everything for me!  Tee hee!

As I was saying, I could barely even eat half of one of those.  To eat 5 would be consuming 8450 calories, which is enough calories for four days.  It would be 365 grams of fat and 705 grams of sugar.  That would be like opening a sugar jar and scooping out 47 tablespoons to eat.  Not to mention I would vomit before I could even eat that much.  So tell me.  How is that weak when you yourself are not Tangible?

Muse:  Because you can’t do it like I can!

Well, you don’t require air to breathe like I do!

Muse:  What does that have to do with food?  Besides, air is made up of oxygen, so it IS Tangible!

But air is far more simple in terms of composition.  You don’t need air and you don’t need Tangible food either!  Your existence is on the imaginary plane, so only imaginary things effect you.

Muse:  I know!  It allows me to eat more food than you!  So you’re WEAK!

*sigh*  What about your ideas?  Why don’t you try eating as much of them as you can?!

Muse:  Why would I do that?  I would puke!

Well, you’re weak then.  I can eat numerous ideas and not vomit!

Muse:  Okay!  Whatever!  I’ll stop!

So are we done talking now?  I want to get to my writing already!

Muse:  I guess this is long enough.  Bye weakling!  Tee hee!


Weakling?  *sigh* Nothing gets through to her, does it?

Getting on another subject, I feel like I’m getting closer to where one of her old neighbors are.  My clues lead me to the Pleasure Tavern, wherever that is.  The Realm of Imagination is huge so that could be anywhere….

Today’s high is going to be 64 degrees and the silver lining will be making more progress on my stories.  I am on a mission and I will surely accomplish it.

To those of you who love completing missions, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I can still eat more dessert nachos than Kyle!  Tee hee!

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